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old.[SCW]Nessie
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train going through ther countryside when the train went through a tunnel. It was an old style train, there were no lights in
the carriages and it went completely dark. There was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel,
Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman was holding his hand against a large red mark on his face.
The Englishman thought: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer thought: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman thought: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English bast**d again.
the carriages and it went completely dark. There was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel,
Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman was holding his hand against a large red mark on his face.
The Englishman thought: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer thought: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman thought: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English bast**d again.