Merry Christmas

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Merry xmas muddy funsters!

Slow start for me after a five hour drive but on pint number 6. Takin' it easy before tomorrow :)

Have a FUCKIN ACE day :)
 

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The very messiest of Christmases to each and every one of you !!!
 

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Merry Christmas to all and a happy, healthy and prosperous new year.
 

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Merry Christmas to you all.
 

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This Xmas didn't go to plan, that is now 3 in a row, with both my dad and I recovering from COVID and then last week my sister fell down the lower section of the stairs due to a much delayed foot operation causing an elbow fracture. This seems to of caused a lot of gallstones from gallbladder, another delayed operation, to block her bile duct which then required keyhole surgery where they also decided to take out the gallbladder. However that didn't totally work as she had to go back in since the duct was leaking at the top, oh and she also got a chest infection.

My sister never does things by half, she seems better today although drugged up to the rolling eyeballs. The hospital does get out as many as possible from the wards, including my sister there is only 4 patients on a ward with 13 beds, but those that stay get treated really well with a gift, Christmas food, etc.
 

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I know how you feel. Lost my eldest brother at the end of May to cancer then at the start of November my second eldest brother went in to hospital. He's been in 3 hospitals since his first admission and as soon as they think they've fixed one issue another manifests.
If they can actually fix him I doubt he'll get out of hospital this side of February.
 

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Merry Belated Xmas- very quiet one here with Stoff, Dex and Shindra and the puppy
 

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Just done the Christmas Eve Tesco shop. The store opened at 5am. Hardly anyone there. Shopping was a breeze.

Merry Christmas to you all 🎅
 

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Just done the Christmas Eve Tesco shop. The store opened at 5am. Hardly anyone there. Shopping was a breeze.

Merry Christmas to you all 🎅

Wifes going later bless her, it'll be like fucking rollerball I bet lol
 

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Just done the Christmas Eve Tesco shop. The store opened at 5am. Hardly anyone there. Shopping was a breeze.

Merry Christmas to you all 🎅
I went last night at 11:00, car park was heaving but the store was just like normal, so i don't know where everyone was hiding?
 

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Merry Christmas fellow Freddies 🎁🎄🎅🎁
 

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fantastic, day before xmas and I've got the trots... xmas illness go!
 

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Happy Christmas, all of you!!!🍻🍻🍻
 

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Merry Christmas, i'm packing as i'm off to New York on boxing day.......yeah i said it

I'm going with Russell (remember her....?) and the kids....well they are 20 & 23 now, but still kids to me cos i is old
 

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Someone got me a bottle of alcohol-free gin.

I had one sip and couldn't spit it out fast enough.

Even the toilet had a look on its face as if to say "don't even think of emptying that bottle into me" :eek:
 

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Merry christmas everybody :)

The level of fatness I've reached after the last 3 days of unadulterated binging means that higher tides are more likely. If there's a high wind, expect widespread flooding. And expect high wind, because of the amount of sprouts I ate.

Hope everyone got cool presents :)
 

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The Mrs gave me an empty box

Me: There's nothing inside it
Her: Yes there is. You can't see it. It's inside you. It always has been. You just got to let it out. Its called "potential".

Then it was my turn. I went into the kitchen, came out with a heavy cast iron pan and twatted her with it.

Not really.
 

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