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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she
slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me,
April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good"
and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to
the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the
teacher
said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed
her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT F*CKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL
BREAK IT IN
HALF AND STICK IT UP
YOUR ARSE!"
slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me,
April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good"
and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to
the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the
teacher
said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed
her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT F*CKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL
BREAK IT IN
HALF AND STICK IT UP
YOUR ARSE!"