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Once upon a time in a far far kingdom inside europe there lived a bored geeky child named Starfix,
Starfix was adicted, but not like people get adicted to drugs, it was more like adicted to a fun source, yes, he was Daocholic,
One day, While playing daoc, Starfix's account got bugged and got messed up,
oh poor Starfix,
what will be his fate?
to reqs he'll never again be bait,
Now he'll have to go outside and get a life,
poor Starfix, he might even find a wife...
So Starfix Burned rubber down the roads,
Mindless and bored, yes he was.
Learning how to drive, classes he took,
was so bored, he read a book.
one morning he came outside,
"i'm doing boring things, and besides,
Is this the life i'm aiming at?"
Said Starfix "there must be something i can do! i bet!"
oh poor Starfix,
what will be his fate?
to reqs he'll never again be bait,
Now he'll have to go outside and get a life,
poor Starfix, he might even find a wife...
so he seeked a few babes, back at the beach,
babe watching, "i'm gonna get ma own bit*h" (<==profanity censor alarm)
when he found a lady he was scared to the bone,
he couldnt click her and check her con!
he tried sending a private message to the girl from the beach,
unlucky for him, there was no keyboard at reach,
so being direct, he wanted to be so he went to her and said : "lo purp con babe, was thinkin about going to some r0xx0rz resteraunt with'cha, leave this place with all those lamez0rs friend u g0t, so what ya say, lol, i'll take you to an all-around-midgard trip!",
girl: "get away from me you creep!",
"youre fat and lazy and not my type",
starfix: "arent you just a little too hype?",
"no i'm not you weirdo,"
"go to a barber and fix your hair-do",
starfix: "thats right i havent shaved for 3 years",
girl: "change your whole look if you wanna be with me," -starfix shade into tears,
so thats how starfix joined the gym...
oh poor Starfix,
what will be his fate?
to reqs he'll never again be bait,
Now he'll have to go outside and get a life,
poor Starfix, he might even find a wife...
Weight lifting day and night,
to get an impressive body look for his soon-to-be bride,
Got mussles, losed some fat,
healthy food he only ate,
then came the day when it all payed for him,
he looked so good, almost like a dream,
"next thing i'll do is learn how to speak normal 1337 english",
a tutor he hired to make him talk normal again and not that gibrish,
so beuty and well-speaking starfix again was,
now finding a girlfriend is the cause!
oh poor Starfix,
what will be his fate?
to reqs he'll never again be bait,
Now he'll have to go outside and get a life,
poor Starfix, he might even find a wife...
"not to that beach, but to another location!",
"i'll take my money and go out on a vacation!",
so he flew to ibiza the party land his hopes were aimed,
for a good place to meet the ladies, that place is famed,
danced day and night he did,
untill the small night hours or when he couldnt breath,
finally he found a girl and they got together,
they got married and he became a father,
now 10 years later goa finally replied,
"youre account had a little problem, but now everything is alright",
so he threw his wife and kids away,
"its daoc i want to play!",
now starfix is no a longer married,
all is now dead and barried,
again hes a geeky daoc player,
req's num1 slayer,
Once upon a time in a far far kingdom inside europe there lived a bored geeky child named Starfix,
Starfix was adicted, but not like people get adicted to drugs, it was more like adicted to a fun source, yes, he was Daocholic,
One day, While playing daoc, Starfix's account got bugged and got messed up,
oh poor Starfix,
what will be his fate?
to reqs he'll never again be bait,
Now he'll have to go outside and get a life,
poor Starfix, he might even find a wife...
So Starfix Burned rubber down the roads,
Mindless and bored, yes he was.
Learning how to drive, classes he took,
was so bored, he read a book.
one morning he came outside,
"i'm doing boring things, and besides,
Is this the life i'm aiming at?"
Said Starfix "there must be something i can do! i bet!"
oh poor Starfix,
what will be his fate?
to reqs he'll never again be bait,
Now he'll have to go outside and get a life,
poor Starfix, he might even find a wife...
so he seeked a few babes, back at the beach,
babe watching, "i'm gonna get ma own bit*h" (<==profanity censor alarm)
when he found a lady he was scared to the bone,
he couldnt click her and check her con!
he tried sending a private message to the girl from the beach,
unlucky for him, there was no keyboard at reach,
so being direct, he wanted to be so he went to her and said : "lo purp con babe, was thinkin about going to some r0xx0rz resteraunt with'cha, leave this place with all those lamez0rs friend u g0t, so what ya say, lol, i'll take you to an all-around-midgard trip!",
girl: "get away from me you creep!",
"youre fat and lazy and not my type",
starfix: "arent you just a little too hype?",
"no i'm not you weirdo,"
"go to a barber and fix your hair-do",
starfix: "thats right i havent shaved for 3 years",
girl: "change your whole look if you wanna be with me," -starfix shade into tears,
so thats how starfix joined the gym...
oh poor Starfix,
what will be his fate?
to reqs he'll never again be bait,
Now he'll have to go outside and get a life,
poor Starfix, he might even find a wife...
Weight lifting day and night,
to get an impressive body look for his soon-to-be bride,
Got mussles, losed some fat,
healthy food he only ate,
then came the day when it all payed for him,
he looked so good, almost like a dream,
"next thing i'll do is learn how to speak normal 1337 english",
a tutor he hired to make him talk normal again and not that gibrish,
so beuty and well-speaking starfix again was,
now finding a girlfriend is the cause!
oh poor Starfix,
what will be his fate?
to reqs he'll never again be bait,
Now he'll have to go outside and get a life,
poor Starfix, he might even find a wife...
"not to that beach, but to another location!",
"i'll take my money and go out on a vacation!",
so he flew to ibiza the party land his hopes were aimed,
for a good place to meet the ladies, that place is famed,
danced day and night he did,
untill the small night hours or when he couldnt breath,
finally he found a girl and they got together,
they got married and he became a father,
now 10 years later goa finally replied,
"youre account had a little problem, but now everything is alright",
so he threw his wife and kids away,
"its daoc i want to play!",
now starfix is no a longer married,
all is now dead and barried,
again hes a geeky daoc player,
req's num1 slayer,
~