joke

[Addlcove]

3 men walk into a bar:
a catholic priest, a protestant priest and a rabbi.
the bartender looks up and says
"what is this, a joke?"





didn´t find it funny?

here´s a bear that´s having a cup of cocoa

 

[cruhar]

3 men walks into a bar,
and was swiftly picked up by the paramedics and driven to the nearest hospital

 

[Serbitar]

or you could use the original joke rather than the cheap imitation rip-off...

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
Barman says, 'Is this a joke?'

Normally followed by:

A horse walks into a bar
Barman says 'Why the long face'

A Burger walks into a bar
Barman says 'Sorry we don't serve food here'

A Man walks into a bar
Says 'Ouch'

Two men walk into a bar
You would have thought the second would of had the sense to duck

A ghost walks into a bar
Barman says 'sorry we dont serve spirits here'

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Serbitar
or you could use the original joke rather than the cheap imitation rip-off...

pfft make your own jokes and get accused of ripping off

take a ride

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually the original goes:

A horse walks into a bar. The basrtender looks at the horse and sayes: "What is this, a fucking joke?"

It has to be rude doggarnit.

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Actually the original goes:

A horse walks into a bar. The basrtender looks at the horse and sayes: "What is this, a fucking joke?"

It has to be rude doggarnit.

hurry back to Teh icefloat, nicky bear is skating on it

hee hee I like these pics

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oi nicky! Of me float you overgrown excuse for a firemarshal!

 

[Sharma]

Addlcoves finally cracked.

 

[Serbitar]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Actually the original goes:

A horse walks into a bar. The basrtender looks at the horse and sayes: "What is this, a fucking joke?"

It has to be rude doggarnit.

Just plain wrong.

 

[-Nuked-]

Originally posted by Serbitar
or you could use the original joke rather than the cheap imitation rip-off...

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
Barman says, 'Is this a joke?'

Normally followed by:

A horse walks into a bar
Barman says 'Why the long face'

A Burger walks into a bar
Barman says 'Sorry we don't serve food here'

A Man walks into a bar
Says 'Ouch'

Two men walk into a bar
You would have thought the second would of had the sense to duck

A ghost walks into a bar
Barman says 'sorry we dont serve spirits here'

:doh:

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Serbitar
Just plain wrong.

Opinion, meet asshole. Stinks and all gots one. You say this i say that and we all can just f**k off.

 

[Serbitar]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Opinion, meet asshole. Stinks and all gots one. You say this i say that and we all can just f**k off.

Sounds like a plan

 

[Jonaldo]

A dog walks into a bar, has a dump on the floor and then walks out again.

The barman says "Oh shit"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Jonaldo
A dog walks into a bar, has a dump on the floor and then walks out again.

The barman says "Oh shit"

Or...

The barman sayes "Oh. Shit."

As in not at all angry but slightly suprised. *nods*

 

[Munkey-]

guess we'll just have to grin and bear it

 

[-Lonewolf-]

HOLY....

 

[-Lonewolf-]

HOLY...

 

[Hargh]

No, it's:

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the barman says "Hey, why the long face?"