I once went to Portsmouth...

[old.milou]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0752215825/ref=ed_best_h_1_16/202-7875950-7058203

 

[-fus-]

Where's dudley?

 

[S-Gray]

Up in Midlands?

Wonder if Widnes is on there... apparently my town is the 14th most deprived town in the UK

rofl

 

[kameleon]

Widnes isnt on it

http://www.craptowns.com/

 

[S-Gray]

ah ha! it is, but for some (stupid) reason its spelled "widness" :/.

 

[Lester]

Jehova came from there!

 

[Jonaldo]

The story about the Basildon clock tower is true but if he really couldn't find a restaurant around town then he must be a bit of a moron.
And a bit more industry around here than just three companies. given that we are and industrial town

 

[throdgrain]

Rome wasn't built in a day - but Crawley was. Temporary dumping ground for bombed out cockneys - a selection of post-war municipal shantytowns have congealed around the diverse selection of roundabouts. Each shantytown has its own pub, where you can be stared at for free.

The best thing about Crawley is that it's good old-fashioned Labour voting urban blight, sticking two fingers to the rest of toffee-nosed Telegraph reading Tory West Sussex.

The reassuring thuggery of the locals is exported via an 'axis of evil' - i.e. the train to Horsham - where the Crawley 'scum' duff up and rob the Horsham 'snobs'. It has been so since 1947.



Lol so fucking true