I have lived all my life to be told this!!!!!!

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Gef

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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
 
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SFXman

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OMG! LOL!
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I think that I will even use this:
:bazbeer:
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:bazbeer:
Fabulous :)
Thursday today but oh well... guess I could go to the all night happy hour at this club.
 
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old.The McScrooges

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This would explain why so many professional darts players go on Mastermind in between tournements...
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen...
 
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old.tRoG

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I am struggling to find something to say.

I've lost me knack :(
 
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SFXman

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[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?!
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"
 

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