HL2 be or not HL2 be

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old.Tohtori

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I'm...

Uh...

*looks around*

Aaa....

*crabs a crowbar*

No no...too light...

Where...

*grabs a rocket launcher*

Ooh..now..

Umm...

*drops the rocket launcher and walks over to a button by the wall*

**PRESSBUTTONSOUND!**

Universal demolition crew captain: "Ah Slitskebab! Turn on the ion drives! Charge the mainholly! Reload the coffee custardmaker! Chimney the Laserpowered Uranium Converter Blaster 3000xZ! We have a site to destroy!!"

*Dramatic ripoff-Epmire strikes back music*

Silly English Guy: "Oh mee oh my govna, i think the geegollywizz aliens are here!"

*Silly English Guy points at Big Huge Skycovering Armada*

Universal Demoliton Crew CAptain: "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

*The Lasepowered Uranium Converter Blaster 3000xZ humms, sissles, crackles, pops and makes all-sorted english liqourice sounds before releasing it's mighty force of...a banana...that lands on the moviemaker of that...*

Angry Person: "Utter bullcrap, mindblowing stupid dungbeetle droppings and a perfect example of a fucking total waste of my time!"


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