Has Wij been to Milton Keynes today?

[doh_boy]

I just got a text off a mate of mine (well I just read it anyway )..

From Helen mob:

I'm currently in mk station behind a man who just told the people in front of me that he hadn't been on a dirty weekend in a while but he had a bloody good wank this morning! I'm texting you so he won't talk to me!

wierd

 

[.Cask]

Get him to pick up my graphics card from the Asus offices while he's there.

 

[Wij]

Actually I had a fine shag last night once I'd persuaded Mrs Wij to shut her gob for more than a second at a time. I might have a wank tonight though.

In conclusion it wasn't me guvnor !

 

[Mellow-]

Keeps talking eh? pesky women!

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by doh_boy
I just got a text off a mate of mine (well I just read it anyway )..



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From Helen mob:

I'm currently in mk station behind a man who just told the people in front of me that he hadn't been on a dirty weekend in a while but he had a bloody good wank this morning! I'm texting you so he won't talk to me!


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wierd

HEHEHE

:lol:

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Wij
Actually I had a fine shag last night once I'd persuaded Mrs Wij to shut her gob for more than a second at a time. I might have a wank tonight though.

In conclusion it wasn't me guvnor !

Well she told me after that he had a proper 'posh, bording school accent' so I suppose it can't have been you.

 

[Wij]

I'm as posh as Fererro Rocher on sweaty minge me !

 

[Testin da Cable]

mingeme? is that like minime?