Gospel

[Tom]

Anyone ever been to a Gospel choir? I was at one tonight (no sermons, it was a competition). All I have to say is that if my church had of been like that when I was a lad, I'd still be going every sunday. Marvellous.

 

[Cdr]

Nope, not a big fan of church, infact, not big on the whole religion thing - I'm sure I'd burn or something if I stepped foot into a church

 

[John Travolta]

Originally posted by Cdr
Nope, not a big fan of church, infact, not big on the whole religion thing - I'm sure I'd burn or something if I stepped foot into a church

Calories?

 

[Cdr]

Did you read thats as;

"I'm sure I'd burn something...'?

Cos there was an 'or' in there

 

[Deadmanwalking]

I hope he did in which case, you is the fatteh

 

[Cdr]

BIG BONED!

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Festively Plump

 

[Cdr]

EAT TO MUCH


....

oh wait, damn.

 

[Deadmanwalking]

To tie this in and make it relevant.. is the stereotype of gosbel singers true? That they are indeed "Big Boned/Festively Plump/Eat to much" ?

 

[Cdr]

Oooooh I like what ya did there....

From watching Forrest Gump earlier, I can definately say 'yes'.

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Which?

 

[Cdr]

Its true, they are all "Big Boned/Festively Plump/Eat to much"

 

[Deadmanwalking]

So that leaves us with the original question...

Are you indeed a fatteh?

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
To tie this in and make it relevant.. is the stereotype of gosbel singers true? That they are indeed "Big Boned/Festively Plump/Eat to much" ?

No. It is true to say that most gospel singers are black, and that black women tend to have big arses. But I like big arses anyway

 

[Teh Krypt]

 

[Testin da Cable]

if religion were more fun and funkeh more peeps would be down with it yo.
I don't really like religion. there may well be a god or gods...but I have the distinct impression that he/they aren't well pleased with what mankind has made of them :/

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Tom.
black women tend to have big arses

A hint of racial stereotyping there?

 

[Sir Frizz]

"Shapely" i think is what he meant, weren't you Tom?

 

[Testin da Cable]

well formed?

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by leggy
A hint of racial stereotyping there?

Its true, and you know it. Anyway, just go see a gospel choir in action, 'tis good.

 

[evilmonkeh]

religion is inherently uncool and unapealing

 

[leggy]

He wasn't suggesting that you become religeous.
Tom was merely informing you of the joy that is gospel choir music.

 

[Cdr]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
So that leaves us with the original question...

Are you indeed a fatteh?

No

 

[evilmonkeh]

Originally posted by Cdr
No

there you go, consicive proof

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by leggy
He wasn't suggesting that you become religeous.
Tom was merely informing you of the joy that is gospel choir music.

An oasis of intelligence in a desert of retardedness, is our leggy

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Scotland isn't that retarded

 

[John Travolta]

Originally posted by Cdr
Did you read thats as;

"I'm sure I'd burn something...'?

Cos there was an 'or' in there

Indeed i did. If it had been written as i read it, it would have been funny. As it is it is still funny just now its funny because i look like a twat.