Gombur

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Gombur sounds a lot like Murray...THE EVIL DEMONIC SKULL!

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Murray is without a doubt the scariest being ever to grace a computer game.

 

[Belsameth]

And I'll stride through the gates of hell with your head on a pole!

Stride?

Ok, Roll, Roll through the gates of hell.
do you have to take the fun out of everything?

 

[Delket]

Gombur is like a tomte, acts hard but we all laugh at him and give him a big hug

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

 

[Delket]

(speechless)

 

[Flimgoblin]

that's just evil
:swords:

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

:mgwhore2:

 

[Teh Krypt]

:bazbeer: :bazbeer:

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

I was wondering who the shithead wannabe pirate was...

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

What the devil? Now Im finally evil again and you make fun of me?

You shouldn't talk you turned into quite the pantsy yourself.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
[BYou shouldn't talk you turned into quite the pantsy yourself. [/B]

Hold on a second, ok? I am working on it...

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Ah yes, I was watching that. All the hatred
/takes a deeb breath
aaah

 

[Delket]

The animul is unsure of his sexuality

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Ah, greetings and salutations, retard.

 

[Sharma]

hi.

 

[Delket]

Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
Ah, greetings and salutations, retard.

Yo' talkin' to meh?

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Hmmm should I be afraid???


And what the hell is that a picture of Gombur? Maybe share a bigger version plz. Looks like 2 people in red and one is holding a feather duster... Damn maybe I need glasses but doesn't look very scary to me.

 

[Jonaldo]

I thought it was tazmanian devil singing into a microphone, ah well

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

*sigh*
/mumbles something about ignorant people with bad eyes
Yarr.

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Guess I am blind, but damn the avatars are so small

Not scary, but kinda cute. Really Gombur you need to try harder hun.

You want scary? Live with 2 children under 5. That's scary! Or better yet, try growing up with my mom as a mom... I think the devil himself is scared of her. Ya'll really don't know what evul is till you meet her.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Yarr!!!! How dare ye rdidicule me! Foolish wench!
/locks Kyra in the dungeon

 

[minstrel_kyra]

...Pulls hair pins out of her hair, and uses it along with her gum she was chewing to pull a McGuiver-type escape, unlocking first the restraints and then the dungeon door.

She runs into guards and pulls out the flute she was hiding in her chain shirt and mezzes the guards. One by one our brave heroine cuts down the guards with the dagger she had hidden in her boot.

She escapes unharmed and laughs at Gombur's feeble attempt to keep her hostage.

Runs to Dartmoor and charms Golestandt who then flys off and finds Gombur who is on his way to slay her. She (the dragon) swoops down and swallows him whole...

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Demons can't be swollen!
/slams fist in table

Grrr!!!
/goes to his lair to do some plotting and planning

 

[minstrel_kyra]

*giggle*


I shall leave you to your plotting, it is time for me to get some sleep.

(looks forward to his next plan)

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

:mgwhore2:

 

[minstrel_kyra]

:sleeping:

 

[minstrel_kyra]

<hides in the one place she know's he'll never look, in our Albion frontiers>

(ooh ouch, MEOW that was a bit mean. Damn, guess mom's evilness is hereditary!)

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

As a demon I care not for petty realm matters. I seek world domination now and to marry Elaine.
/sends a fireball in Kyra's direction

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Hmmm when did minstrels get fireballs? Is that a RA?

<your fireballs are deflected by Kyra's shiny armor>

heh try again