Git dem finkin brians oot

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*charlton_thd*

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I'm sat here in the college learning centre (v.good internet connection and only me usin it!) and i have 3 yes 3 hours before my lesson starts and have finished what i came here to do. So while i sit here bored i keep having these wonderful ideas, but realise i havn't got the money to implement them.
So my question is, if you had the money, what idea or invention would you like to create?








p.s. S'good to be back y'all :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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welcome back chaaarleh :)


but anyway....if I had the money I'd do nothing but fun things for the rest of my life. I predict that I'll get bored eventually....say in 20 years or so.
atm the only thing I want to do is float about off some tropical island in my ocean going catamaran, swinging gently in my deckchair while some buxom blonde bimbo makes me breakfast.

yes, tdc is shallow like that, though there's the posibility that I may contribute new and wonderful ways to mix alcohol and fruit together, gastronomic exploration of methods combining lobster, melted butter and champagne and the 24th position in a one-night-stand to the human race.
 
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Damini

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I would make somewhere where you can go and stay in a medieval style place with taverns and broth and ale and jesters by the fire and blacksmiths and all that kind of thing, but no leprosy or tuberculosis... Real jousting tournaments and the like as well. Maybe a hanging on a wednesday... Like a Lord of The Rings theme park. Ooooh, with the Aragorn strip show every Thursday.
 
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Wilier

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Personally, if I had the money, I would go home.


I hate my new job. :(
 
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Xtro

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ello charlton wb m8.

I would like to create football team that whilst based in Sheffield, had skill, flair and courage. I think I'd locate their stadium right at the side of somewhere pleasant like a park, maybe Hillsborough Park or something. Knowing me I couldn't be bothered to do this at the start of the week so I'd make it on a Wednesday. I'd insert a great enthusiastic forward thinking bunch of people to be the board with a great friendly but business like chairman. I wouldn't want to be bogged down with the day to day details so I'd insert a top flight manager. I think I'd call it Sheffield Wednesday.

But some cunt beat me to it, fucked it up, and the Blades > Owls.

Wb you bast and gl to Blades in the playoffs :p
 
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dysfunction

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I'd like to become a Landlord of trendy loft apartments etc in expensive parts of London...
 
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Wij

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I'd assemble all the most beautiful women in the world in my enormous bedroom and then hide in the wardrobe abusing myself.

Maybe.

Or...

I'd go back in time and eradicate Sheffield Wednesday entirely so that I'd never end up supporting them.

(except for against Burnley, that won me a fiver :))
 
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Testin da Cable

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Originally posted by Damini
I would make somewhere where you can go and stay in a medieval style place with taverns and broth and ale and jesters by the fire and blacksmiths and all that kind of thing, but no leprosy or tuberculosis... Real jousting tournaments and the like as well. Maybe a hanging on a wednesday... Like a Lord of The Rings theme park. Ooooh, with the Aragorn strip show every Thursday.


with blonde pointy-eared chi><ors!!11
 
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*charlton_thd*

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Join us Xtro.... Join us...

Yup its good to be back, albeit on a closely monitored college comp (no pron...they know your secrets)

Although it does mean i can watch the *ahem* scenery

mmmmmmmmm sweeeeeet
 
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Tom

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I'd invent a time machine, travel back, 'invent' various things, and bed loads of beautiful egyptian women.

But then I'd come back cos there'd be no ns to play.
 

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