Find out what your nick means.

[SFXman]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=SFXman

SFXman is a CD-rom that looks bigger than it really is! It provides an RSS feed and detects explosives.

 

[Garaen]

lol!

Garian

Garian is an electric drill that doesn't need batteries! It catches spiders.

Asmodean

Asmodean is a new type of vegetable that's water-absorbent! It emits thick black smoke.

Gimp

Gimp is a featureless cube that shoots laser beams and talks.

 

[SFXman]

lol !

 

[SFXman]

GOA is a scooter! It hovers!

Mythic is a window pane that communicates via Instant Messenger!

Kemor is a strain of bacteria that affixes to any flat surface! It shoots laser beams. <------- loooooooooollllllllll

Damini is a stereo system that sticks to the skin!

England is like a normal aquarium, but it can pick locks.

Shrouded Isles is like a normal wireless network device, but it catalogues its contents.

 

[Sharma]

Shardon is like a normal credit card, but it mimics the movements of a lizard.

Sharma is a breathalyser that has no moving parts! It fetches sticks and walks on three mechanical legs. - eh no moving parts but walks?

Bill Gates is a human clone that's voice-activated! <- LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PC is a new type of vegetable that talks! It can be used as a metal detector and catalogues its contents.

Microsoft is a bedside table that keeps you warm at night and provides an RSS feed. <- HAHAHAHA!

Windows is a greetings card that helps around the home, clamps to your wrist and emits harmful gases. <- Harmfull gases?

Barrysworld is a CD player that probably won't work! It has sleek curves. <- meh?

Dark age of camelot is like a normal armband, but it can be programmed to perform simple tasks. <- right ok....

sleep is a hammer that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It sticks to the ceiling like a gecko and sends and receives faxes. - HAH!

mattshanes is a wastepaper basket that has velcro pads on the side! It shoots laser beams. - there ya go matt, your name - explained.

 

[Pixie.Pebr]

pixie is a strain of bacteria that cleans itself!

I'm not suicidal...

 

[old.Noita]

noita

noita is a pogo stick that's covered with realistic fur, weighs anything you put on top of it and can run MAME roms.



But how did they know???

 

[Belsameth]

Soulcatcher
Soulcatcher is like a normal blow-up doll, but it pushes things down staircases.

....
I don't think I like that site

 

[andrilyn]

Andrilyn is a teddybear that catches small fish! It shreds documents.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Gombur is like a normal greetings card, but it lasts for up to a week.

 

[Flimgoblin]

Fingoniel is a glass bead that blocks spam email! It can emulate a ZX Spectrum.

 

[old.Tohtori]

toto is like a normal shoe-shiner, but it detects explosives.

tohtori is a beermat that displays a slideshow of pictures! It has no sharp edges.

TEH Seel is a WAP device that can heat a small house! It does away with household drudgery and improves blood clotting.


Evidently a miracle worker this seel...

 

[old.Lianuchta]

lianuchta is a microwave that takes high-quality digital photos! It walks on three mechanical legs and can interface with your human clone.


A mobile microwave How to solve your DAoC food problems. Can't go afk? No problem send the microwave to the kitchen where your clone slaps in a meal sticks some cutlery on top and sends it back. DING ready meal

 

[old.LandShark]

Landshark
Landshark is a cufflink that remembers all of its past actions and believes itself to be self-aware.

Cheradenine
Cheradenine is a skateboard that costs less than £20! It doesn't take no for an answer.


well, that's not news.

 

[Vorcyn]

 

[The Exile]

Whambo is a breakfast cereal that sounds better than it looks! It is invisible to the naked eye and rotates at high speed.

Chef is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.

 

[Tasans]

Tasans is a T-shirt! It is laced with vodka!

Yeah baby!

Melita is a contact lens that floats in water, responds to ambient light changes and can be programmed to perform simple tasks.

I know what it means:
xxx sends you: rez plz
zzz sends you: heal plz
yyy sends you: buff plz
Yeap simple tasks

 

[Stekkerdoos]

stekkerdoos is a contraceptive device! It squeaks!

 

[Flimgoblin]

it's not tasteless it's surreal...

bah, damned fascists.

 

[old.tRoG]

tRoG
tRoG is like a normal postage stamp, but it's guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month.

 

[old.neenee]

Ibuki
ibuki is a teddybear that's designed by Terence Conran, has a built-in motion sensor and floats in water.


how fucking cool is that?

 

[old.ivan]

ivan tribbiani is a skateboard that helps around the home! It can be used on the move and comes with a variety of coloured fascias

ivan is a personal organiser that looks like a fish!

tulio is a bedside table that comes in seven different colours! It tells the time and looks bigger than it really is.



....errr am speechless

 

[ixnay]

<Chuckle>
Ixnay
Ixnay is an explosive device that's covered with realistic fur! It folds away when not in use and is water-absorbent.

 

[Fafnir]

Fafnir:

Fafnir is a hi-fi that runs on compressed air and has no moving parts.

 

[kalgarn]

kalgarn
kalgarn is like a normal wrapping paper, but it fetches sticks.
kallie
kallie is a credit card that anticipates your every move! It keeps your teeth clean.

lol

 

[drummer]

drummer
drummer is a CD-rom that waters your plants and tracks its position with GPS.

right?

 

[Delket]

Delket is like a normal electric drill, but it pings when it's ready.

weebl is a teddybear that cannot be removed from your house! It is made from recycled cardboard and recites haiku.

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by Delket
weebl is a teddybear that cannot be removed from your house! It is made from recycled cardboard and recites haiku.

How handy.

 

[Danya]

Danyan is a beermat! It squirts clouds of black ink!
Fear teh ink.

 

[Euthanasia.]

najwa albazzaz
najwa albazzaz is like a normal laser-printer, but it weighs less than a packet of cigarettes.

wow if that was true i'd be rich