FAO Jupitus & Schaeffer & anyone else who wants to pop in.

[Rubric]

I think your custom titles are no longer relevant,
Although your efforts have at times been very elegant,
Its time for you to step down,
Theres a new rhymer in town,
So can Damini please make the necessary amendment.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I don't think you are l33t enough
Coz rhyming ain't all that though
So stop yer typin'
And quitcher gripin'
Or I'll stick yer keyboard up yer chuff!

Just kidding.

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Rubric
I think your custom titles are no longer relevant,
Although your efforts have at times been elegant,
Its time for you to step down,
Theres a new rhymer in town,
So can Damini please make the necessary amendment.

You're poetry almost fits in,
But sadly it will never win,
The rhyming's not bad,
But what's really sad,
It's the lack of your meter's a sin

 

[Rubric]

You dont get rid of me so quick,
Although your rhyming is rather slick,
I wish to request,
A new limerick test,
And your title i will try to nick.

 

[Jupitus]

It seems that you think you can claim,
To some kind of rhyming skill fame,
But let me be clear,
You're not coming near,
As the True Rhyming Master's my name

 

[Rubric]

I see you feel the need to issue a warning,
Do you fear your account will need ebay pawning,
Im stuck to you like glue,
Coz you know that its true,
You know that Rubrics day is just about dawning.

 

[Jupitus]

Then sir let us ask for a vote,
If you wish to find reason to gloat,
I really don't care,
If you think it's fair,
Then ask, if it's what floats your boat

 

[Serbitar]

Rhyming master? I do not think so
Your limericks don't seem to flow
I can rhyme with ease
Its really a breeze
Away I believe you should go

<dodgy last line>

 

[Jupitus]

A reasonable effort, my friend,
But you might just look back and mend,
The grammar, you see,
Is slightly off key,
Line two is the one to attend

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Jupitus
Then sir let us ask for a vote,
If you wish to find reason to gloat,
I really don't care,
If you think it's fair,
Then ask, if it's what floats your boat

A vote im afraid is no good for me,
As nobody here likes me you see,
With all the good will,
It wouldnt be about skill,
Barrysworld would rather cover me in pee.

 

[Jupitus]

It wouldn't be fair now to dwell,
On how bad you really do smell,
So please do accept,
You rhyming's inept,
Compared to my writing so swell

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Jupitus
It wouldn't be fair now to dwell,
On how bad you really do smell,
So please do accept,
You rhyming's inept,
Compared to my writing so swell

Well be warned ill never give in,
I just cant bear to let you win,
So please carry on,
Prepare to be outshone,
To not have a vote would be a sin.

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Rubric
Well be warned ill never give in,
I just cant bear to let you win,
So please carry on,
Prepare to be outshone,
To not have a vote would be a sin.

Don't worry about me, I'll be fine,
I'll sit with a nice glass of wine,
And rhyme 'til you die,
Or break down and cry,
You'll never be safe back online

 

[Rubric]

I laugh at you idle threat,
in retaliation to my little bet,
dont be shy,
i wont cry,
it'll be your tears making things wet.

 

[Jupitus]

Well soon I leave work for the day,
So you can post while I'm away,
I may add a verse,
Or something much worse,
A bit later, before I go play.

 

[Rubric]

I will also leave to go home soon,
You'll see me again if you see the moon,
So ill bid you fairwell,
and head for the staiwell,
Humming a happy satisfied little tune.

 

[Addlcove]

rubric theres a certain beat to limericks, and you aren´t catching it

it goes like this

seven beats in the first line
the second and fifth too, fine?
5 beats in the third
same with the fourth, nerd
now listen up, don´t you whine

your lesson has just begun
though school you prefer to shun
now pay attention
Jupe´s skill you mention
well he has them, you have none

foreigner, not english I am
now run along, home to your dam
of your skills we laugh
Jupe, split him in half
end his bad limerick spam

 

[Jupitus]

Why thank you, dear Addl, I think,
Perhaps I should buy you a drink,
Poor Rubric is slow,
And fails to follow,
Without meter his efforts will sink

 

[Jonaldo]

Often the true masters hide,
their verses kept hidden inside.
They laugh at those gimps
who think themselves pimps,
but whose rhyme just is not bonafide.

 

[Jonaldo]

Whilst loafing about all alone,
I wrote a limerick of my own.
Thinking about it,
t'was actually shit.
Maybe I'll post a proper poem called 'Home'.

 

[Jonaldo]

Jupitus seems to have talent.
Though to some it's not so apparent.
Although his words rhyme,
he's wasting his time.
And he probably looks like Chris Tarrant. <-(desparation rhyme there )

 

[Jonaldo]

Oh dear now I'm starting to spam.
I wonder how much I can cram
into this poor thread
'fore the mods kill it dead!
Though I bet no-one else gives a damn

 

[gengi]

Rubric your rhymes do not scan,
you need to come up with a plan,
take heed of the notes,
in the previous posts,
and bring to your rhyming elan.

Later

 

[old.Tohtori]

Teh Seel is my "rap" name,
i'm ahead of this limegame,
a marvellous wonder,
you really should ponder,
why i always put you to shame.

I gotz mad lime skills yo,
and i'm just here to show,
what is the reason,
it's teh Seels season,
when i enter all else should go.

Drumsolo!

Pat pat..padappa...dapapapa...pidididid...clash!

Now bring back the beat,
i don't even have to cheat,
i'm just so damn good,
when i'm in a good mood,
like the sun, now feel the heat!

 

[Rubric]

So i need to try like this,
So that you no longer dis,
Is this the right beat,
to avert the heat,
Or have i once again missed.

 

[Rubric]

I see now how they sound good,
I never new that it would,
Thanks for you kind help,
I let out a yelp,
Now i can write as i should.

 

[gengi]

Far better it has to be said,
the notes I can see you have read,
it's no worse than mine,
good meter and rhyme,
and vastly improves on your cred.

Later

 

[Rubric]

You must think me somewhat thick,
Not to know that little trick,
How embarrasing,
Now im harrassing,
Just tell me to "piss off prick"

 

[Rubric]

Now with my new found knowledge,
Its like ive been to college,
I can write with style,
Ive come on a mile,
With the speed of a snow sledge.

 

[Rubric]

I wonder if Jup is up,
Sipping coffee from a cup,
I bet hes worried,
Getting all hurried,
Trying to combat this pup.