ehh

[evilmonkeh]

it all happened just a few minutes ago.
there i was.
i had just arrived home from sixth form, opened the fridge and observed a cadburys caramel bar positioned near the top. i proceeded to open it and break 2 pieces off. i took a bite, swallowed and noted an abnormal taste. i thought nothing more of it untill, 2 minutes later, when i had finished, i took another piece. this time i looked closer. is that just the light? whats that red stuff? eh?
THE CARAMEL WAS RED! (and with the consistency of jam)

 

[Testin da Cable]

I wonder what happens when you feed a rat through a candybar machine

 

[SilverHood]

jammer?

 

[~Lazarus~]

you might find that its a "special" bar which would win you a huge money prize as long as you havent eaten it.

Does the packet give anything away?

 

[Cdr]

It was a jam Wagon Wheel.

 

[evilmonkeh]

just your everday caramel wrapper.
stil have most of it left (it was a big bar)

 

[Insane]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
you might find that its a "special" bar which would win you a huge money prize as long as you havent eaten it.

Does the packet give anything away?

jammy bugger!

i thought it was that you had to send the wrapper off because it was specially marked inside.

i remember there was a promotion like that on a while ago, but i thought it ran out in august.. havnt seen any special bars since then and they changed the name to "dairy milk with caramel"

 

[leggy]

sue tbh.

That's if you don't die from eating the venemous poison inside the chocolate.

 

[Tom]

Keep a chunk, send the rest off and get it signed for, and they'll probably send you a box of them in the post.

If they don't, mention it to the Food Standards.

 

[evilmonkeh]

argh
here is teh pictor

 

[dysfunction]

Is it just me or is that out of focus?

 

[Testin da Cable]

it's you. perfectly clear here tbh

 

[Jonaldo]

Out of focus a bit but still, yep, definitely blood, possibly goats blood but maybe human. Hard to tell without tasting it.

 

[evilmonkeh]

hard to focus close up

 

[Tom]

Move the camera further away, get it in focus, then crop it. Or zoom.

 

[Testin da Cable]

aye, zoom the focused pic in a photoshop-alike. works far better. you'll never get that close without a macro lens anyway.

 

[Jonaldo]

Macro lens.

 

[evilmonkeh]

oo my camera has a macro lens
ill go try it out

 

[scooby-doo]

wheres the string?

 

[Tom]

heh heh

 

[evilmonkeh]

whats this about a string?

 

[evilmonkeh]

new picture with macro on

 

[Ch3tan]

they've done a Turkish delight on yah.

 

[evilmonkeh]

but it didnt taste like turkesh delight

 

[Jonaldo]

That's in focus and looks positively vile

 

[Tom]

Seriously, keep a chunk, and send the rest back, with a strongly worded letter. They might send you a year's supply of chocolate.

 

[leggy]

Which will make you fat and boost your confidence with women even further"!!!!!

pld tom.

 

[Wilier]

You sure one of your female flat mates aren't "Surfing the Crimson Tide"?? and perhaps was saving one, or something..................

 

[Summo]

 

[Wij]

mmm, p13 !