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uncle_sal

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Do i have to laugh if i dont feel like it? :p
 
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The Kingpin

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Haha..

I remember when someone posted the Script of that.
Well funny :D
 
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The Fonz

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That was me as well.

You might say I'm obsessed.
 
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mestoph

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Very old stuff, but still funny: Script is:

*The scene opens with Zippy peeling a banana*
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four..."
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

*we see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it*

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Oooooh, I've got it in"

*Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio carrying a hammer and peg kit*
Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George?"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle"
Geoffrey: (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Oh yes, Bungle. Do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with our balls. Are we going to play with our friends' balls today?"
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey: (to camera) "Have you seen Bungle's twanger?"
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it"
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument"

*Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle*
Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here"
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, it wouldn't go in if it was soft"
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger"
Bungle: (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely maracas"

*Rod, Freddy and Jane enter*
Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun"
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy"
Freddy: (looking sad) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument"
Rod: (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers"
George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is"
Zippy: "I've got a big red one"
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
Geoffrey: (to audience) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his."
 
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mestoph

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needless to say, its not the only thing from that time. Magic roundabout had some great stuff about drugs in it. Esp. Dylan and his magic mushrooms :)
 

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