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It comes shooting out your bum, like a bullet from a gun.
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Cap'n Sissyfoo
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Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
It dribbles down your legs, like two raw eggs.
It dribbles down your legs, like two raw eggs.
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I was lying in the grass and it came shooting out my ass.
(I type this on my laptop in the bathroom and I just noticed that there is no more loo roll.
Thank God for tesco.com and my unlocked front door.)
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(I type this on my laptop in the bathroom and I just noticed that there is no more loo roll.
Thank God for tesco.com and my unlocked front door.)a.
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Cap'n Sissyfoo
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Grass and ass don't RHYME!!
Unless you are from up north. Eugh.
It should be grass and ARSE.
Anyway...
I was walking down the lane when I felt a funny pain.
I ran into a bush and it came out in a rush.
A friend once told a me a little trick he heard of when there was a loo roll shortage. You take a tiny, tiny piece of paper and put it on the tip of your little finger and use it to wipe around your bum hole. Once your bottom is clean you either wash your hands with acid and/or chop off your little finger. He swore to me that he had never resorted to this drastic method but, thinking back, it sheds some light on the truth behind the 'Hungry Goat' incident.
Unless you are from up north. Eugh.
It should be grass and ARSE.
Anyway...
I was walking down the lane when I felt a funny pain.
I ran into a bush and it came out in a rush.
A friend once told a me a little trick he heard of when there was a loo roll shortage. You take a tiny, tiny piece of paper and put it on the tip of your little finger and use it to wipe around your bum hole. Once your bottom is clean you either wash your hands with acid and/or chop off your little finger. He swore to me that he had never resorted to this drastic method but, thinking back, it sheds some light on the truth behind the 'Hungry Goat' incident.
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I just spent ten minutes trying to convince the Tesco delivery guy to come upstairs into the bathroom but he wouldn't do it. Especially after last time with the order of Vaseline.
Mental note : Try Sainsbury's.
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Mental note : Try Sainsbury's.
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BrassMonkey
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It comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum
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Cap'n Sissyfoo
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Originally posted by Apathy
I just spent ten minutes trying to convince the Tesco delivery guy to come upstairs into the bathroom but he wouldn't do it. Especially after last time with the order of Vaseline.
Mental note : Try Sainsbury's.
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How many times do you have to be told? DON'T ABUSE THE DELIVERY BOYS!! They may be slow witted and smell a bit but they have good memories. :/
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chi_
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This thread is slightly worrying 
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Coim-
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Originally posted by chi_
This thread is slightly worrying
no kidding
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Exiled
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check toilet roll before squatting next time
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Coim-
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tbh way too much information here
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Cap'n Sissyfoo
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Sometimes the need to go outweighs the presence of mind to check for toilet paper.
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old.Dillinja
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Originally posted by chi_
This thread is slightly worrying
I second that :\
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Bellona
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close this...
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plz
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kirennia
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o dear
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old.Dillinja
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o dear indeed.
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drummer
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chi_
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Cap'n Sissyfoo
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Shut up all of you.
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swords
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Anyone noticed that Guinness shit looks almost identical to the Guinness from whence it came?
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chi_
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70% spam
30% Apathy
30% Apathy