Death

[Ala]

Originally posted by ele
lol 3% chance of dying from auto-erotic asphyxiation at 73 years old..gotta find someone who will sleep with me at that age 1st ><

hehehe

no u dont... 'auto erotic asphyxiation' is a SOLO act... it means u'll die probably of suffocation while ur wanking *LOL*

Michael Hutchence died like that is a hotel room in Sydney, used a belt over the door... everyone thought he commit suicide but I reckon he was just wasted and passed out from the wikid orgasm he was prolly having!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖL

 

[Ala]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 11, 2044
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Homicide (11%):uhoh:
Heart Attack (10%):scared:
Suicide (10%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Electrolysis (5%) :help:
Alien Abduction (5%) :great:

 

[Cush]

August 27, 2048
at the age of 70 years old.

 

[rg-zorena]

January 22, 2050
at the age of 69 years old.
fucking suck.. old

 

[Cush]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Took it again:

58 years old.
Alien Abduction (17%)

Alien abduction risen to 17%...hmmm....HMMMM....more likely to be abducted by aliens and live 11 years longer. HMMMMMM!!

Well.. an extra 11 years of anal probing might not be what everyone wants.. Id take the 47 years insted tbh if i were you.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Cush
Well.. an extra 11 years of anal probing might not be what everyone wants.. Id take the 47 years insted tbh if i were you.

That's why i said "hmm" instead of "mmmm"

 

[Cush]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
That's why i said "hmm" instead of "mmmm"

Think that H was a typo tbh..

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well if their Zexy Chixor from Planet Antarticus taking me away as a sex slace then sure

If their Great Gangkly Men from Uripetes Pants with a nasty anal probe then no way in hell.

 

[Cush]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
If their Great Gangkly Men from Uripetes Pants with a nasty anal probe then no way in hell.

You only say this to get friends.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Cush
You only say this to get friends.

Thanks for the offer but you don't have to share yours

 

[Sard-Nair]

May 11, 2038
at the age of 49 years old.

Sex with a obese women (100%)

jk

 

[Cush]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Thanks for the offer but you don't have to share yours

I dont have any friends

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by mabs0r
February 4, 2020
at the age of 39 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)


woot

Told you to stop smoking, Mr OneLung McCripple

 

[mabs0r]

you're no fun !

 

[Straef]

April 29, 2054
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Third Degree Burns (12%)
Suicide (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (6%)

lol :<