DAoC Limericks

[Sigurd]

Let's hear your best efforts...

There was a young elf from Mag Mell
Who tried to find something to sell
He couldn't sell swords,
To the ravaging hordes,
So he sold his soul to hell...

A dwarf was plodding along
When he heard an awful song
He looked around sharply,
Saw a face like a harpy,
And realized 'twas him all along

Apologies, but I'm tired... I'll come up with better ones in the morning

 

[Laroma]

Haha

Man you suck.

 

[old.Xarr]

limericks are too cheesy, let's do haiku <^_^>