Child Beating Shock

[darthshearer]

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when He
challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy
has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge has awarded

custody to his aunt.

The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused
to live there.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried
out that they beat him more than anyone.

The judge dramatically allowed the boy to chose who should have Custody of
him.

Custody was yesterday granted to Leeds United football club as the boy

Firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

 

[doh_boy]

funneh but..

*ahem*

FFSSS J.O.T.D THREAD!!!!!!!

 

[Clowneh!]

Knock, Knock

 

[Testin da Cable]

who is there?

 

[doh_boy]

Hutch

 

[Testin da Cable]

Hutch who?

 

[doh_boy]

Bless You!

 

[Testin da Cable]

wow!! like I really didn't see that one coming a mile off!

 

[Brynn]

thats what she said

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
wow!! like I really didn't see that one coming a mile off!

Well it is a knock knock joke. They're fairly predictable.

You do one then!

 

[Testin da Cable]

hmm, for the life of me I can't come up with a decent knock-knock joke

*weep for my lost funnybone*

 

[Brynn]

http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm#top

class for the jokes

 

[Brynn]

knock knock
-who's there
Cantelope
-Cantelope who
Cantelope tonight i forgot the ladder

 

[Testin da Cable]

knock knock!
who's there?
Vera!
Vera who?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny!

 

[Brynn]

i dont get it

 

[doh_boy]

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

 

[Testin da Cable]

rofl that one rocks

 

[Brynn]

just going from bad to .... badder

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Brynn
just going from bad to .... better

fixed

 

[Brynn]

Originally posted by doh_boy
Brynn's was best

i agree too

 

[Sibanac]

knock knock
Who's there ?
The

......

 

[Brynn]

the who



comeon i knew all of us were wanting to say it

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by Brynn
the who



comeon i knew all of us were wanting to say it

Good thing about that one is, if they already heard it, tell the same joke but with Doctor

 

[xane]

Knock Knock
Who's There ?
Maybe Its a Big Horse
Maybe Its a Big Horse Who ?
Maybe Its a Big Horse I'm a Londoner, That I Love London Town.

 

[Insane]

MYNE GOGGLES! DEY DO NOTHING!!!

*goughes out eyes with rusty spoon*

 

[Sibanac]

Knock Knock
Who's There ?
Kellogg's
Kellogg's who ?
Tell you next week, its a serial

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by xane
Knock Knock
Who's There ?
Maybe Its a Big Horse
Maybe Its a Big Horse Who ?
Maybe Its a Big Horse I'm a Londoner, That I Love London Town.

Camaxane cements his reputation as the forum genius

 

[~Lazarus~]

The sky is grey,
The grass is mucky,
Gie us a fag,
an' a bottle o' buckie!!!

 

[ECA]

A mutant box of Kellogs went on the rampage yesterday. Police called in Harold Shipman to solve the problem.

 

[sad_mung]

Originally posted by ECA
A mutant box of Kellogs went on the rampage yesterday. Police called in Harold Shipman to solve the problem.

Say what?

Two apples ate a spam fritter and walked to mars.

The Fire-Brigade say this is common and should not be taken with two glasses of water a day. (Within moderation)

Boom-Tish!