Bored, lets quote

[Belsameth]

Do as I say and I will be your slave

David Bowie as Jareth - Labyrinth

Not fair?
You say that a lot, don't you?
I wonder what your basis for comparison is

Jareth to Sarah - Labyrinth

And now for something completely different

Monthy Python - Monthy Pythons flying circus

The best arguement against democracy is a 5 minute talk with the average voter.

Winston Churchill

 

[old.LandShark]

"Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, heaven in its infinite mercy sends them a nice plump missionary."
- Oscar Wilde

"Fish Fuck in it."
- W.C. Fields, upon being asked why he never drinks water

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
- Groucho Marx

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

edited to add the Marx quote, couldn't remember who it was by until i hit the post button ^^

 

[old.davidlqs]

"What about the sanity clause?

What Sanity Clause? Everyone knows there ain't no Sanity Clause."

Marx Bros.

"Boating accident !!?? This wasn't a boating accident !!"

Jaws

"You want out of this parking lot....? OK."

Ellllllwoooooood......

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

originally screamed by King Harrold, battle of Hastings 1066
"OI! Watch it! You'll have someones eye out with that!"

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

Richie "Who says Im not generous, whats mine is yours!"

Filthy "Look out Eddy, Richies got syphalys"

Filthy Rich and Catflap

 

[-Wedge-]

One of my personal favourites:

I am gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull, you f*cked with the wrong marine!

Now you guess from which movie that was

 

[noob_pride]

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We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?
- Stephen Hawking
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There is an old story of a boilermaker who was hired to fix a huge steamship boiler system that was not working well. After listening to the engineer's description of the problems and asking a few questions, he went to the boiler room. He looked at the maze of twisting pipes, listened to the thump of the boiler and the hiss of escaping steam for a few minutes, and felt some pipes with his hands. Then he hummed softly to himself, reached into his overalls and took out a small hammer, and tapped a bright red valve, once. Immediately the entire system began working perfectly, and the boilermaker went home. When the steamship owner received a bill for $1,000 he complained that the boilermaker had only been in the engine room for fifteen
minutes, and requested an itemized bill. This is what the boilermaker sent him:

For tapping with hammer: .50
For knowing where to tap: $ 999.50

Total: $1,000.00


Steve Andreas (formerly John O. Stevens)
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Conversion is a "nice" word for brainwashing.
-Dick Sutphen
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If we dont program out brains, they will run on and on, they do what they were accidentally preprogrammed to do.
-Rex Sikes
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People have become prisoner of their own brains, as if they are chained to the last seart of a bus and somene else is driving it.
-Rich Brandler
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Great thread and LOL

 

[Killgorde]

Originally posted by -Wedge-

Now you guess from which movie that was

I'll take a stab at Platoon, but probably wrong.

No prizes for guessing which movie these are from:

Debi: So, what have you been doing with your life?
Marty: Professional Killer.
Debi: Oh...you get dental with that?

Marty: I'm a professional killer.
David: Do you have to do post-graduate work for that?

Mr. Newberry: What have you been doing with yourself?
Marty: Uh, professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Good for you. Growth industry

Mr. Grocer: [singing] I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come / I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come / I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off / I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off / I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I come.

 

[-Wedge-]

Just thought of another funny one:

Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big boned !

 

[Cloak_]

Wedge was that Full Metal Jacket??

 

[Killgorde]

Originally posted by N07ABL3
Wedge was that Full Metal Jacket??

From FMJ this one was similar (dont take offence ladies, this is purely in the interests of research ):

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

 

[-Wedge-]

Ah bugger, cant keep it from you guys no more... Its from A few good men... It was said by Jack Nicholson...

 

[Cloak_]

ty

 

[Killgorde]

Thx...I can sleep tonight now

 

[noob_pride]

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"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
Paul Merton.
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[noob_pride]

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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
Dan Quayle.
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Lol @ dan

 

[Addlcove]

surprised noone said it yet

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman

 

[Cerverloc]

Light travels faster then sound. Thats why some people appear bright until they speak.

 

[Treson]

- you got to be lying becaus you say nothing that i wanna hear!

Unknown

- Who killed Kenny!

Southpark



- God couldent have loved you!

- last one i promise



- You cant just go around killing people!!! Why not ?

Terminator


Same Shit Diffrent Day


Kiss my Bender

Diplomacy: is to tell a man to go to hell in a way that he will forward to the trip.

Do you see the line, ete?

You know that, Buck?

You do what I want, yes?

Fuck-me-freddy

Behold I-the-man-who-stand-outside-your-door-and-knock

As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there;
He wasn’t there again today!
I wish, I wish he’d stay away.
- Hughes Mearns

Fuckarew




Well some stuff i could come up with

 

[Nishar Sunee]

Originally posted by alithiel50
Hmmm.... Veni, vidi, vici.... a classic, I suppose.....

Personally I prefer;

Veni, Vermini, Vomui (I came, I got ratted, I threw up)

Another good one;

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life....."


For bonus points, can anyone tell me where these are from?

JINGO, by Terry Pratchet

 

[Cuthervaen]

Hmm, back translated from french to english and from memory :


Partners : said of two thieves whose hands are so deeply tucked in each other's pocket that they can't separate to rob a third one.

Corpse : the finished product for which we're the raw matter.

Heart of Stone : odd mineral that can be found in gowns. Chimists will note that it is dissoluble in large quantities of gold.

Lead : heavy metal used to weight down flighty lovers.

Ambroise Bierce, "Devil's dictionnary"

 

[osy]

As far as I can remember, I always wanted to become a gangster

Ray Liotta, Good Fellas

 

[Cowled]

Stop posting in this thread, it's getting old!
- Cowled

 

[Nishar Sunee]

Phylosipher 1 'The finite intellect cannot by means of comparison comprehend the true nature of truth. Because truth is a divisible force that ignores the concepts of wrong or right, only truth itself can be the true measure of truth'

Phylosipher 2 'You calling me a liar!?!?'

PRATCHET

 

[Arakiel]

when your opponent is going to strike,and you are also going to strike,your body is on the offensive,and your mind is also on the offensive; your hands come spontaneously striking from space,striking with added speed and force. This is called striking without thought or form,and is the most important stroke. This stroke is encountered time and time again. It is something that needs to be learned well and refined in practice.

-Miyamoto Mushashi.




Dont change the subject, can i fuck you or not!

-Jason mewes.

 

[osy]

it's Miyamoto Musashi.

would that quote be taken from his "Book of the five circles" ?

 

[appollo creed]

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his"

George S Patton

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Michael Caine-The Italian Job

"Wheres your Tool?, What fucking tool!!!, This fucking tool"

Ray Winston-Scum

"On my command unleash hell"

Russell Crowe-Gladiator

"If it aint Albion, SLAM it!!!"

Appollo Creed-General The Royal Guard

 

[Nishar Sunee]

devil on right shoulder 'this is where you expect the angel to appear and tell you not to do it .......'

devil on left shoulder 'but we bitched slapped that fairy back to heaven'

Jason Mewes

 

[infozwerg]

the desert teaches the attitude of the knife -
chopping off what's incomplete and saying:
"now it's complete because it's ended here."

Dune

 

[Arakiel]

" it is the mind
that is the mind
confusing the mind
Do not leave the mind
O mind
to the mind "

Yagyu Munenori-----


" What the fuck is the internet?!!"

( Jason mewes again )