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the japanese commander in charge of the attack on Pearl Harbor
the japanese commander in charge of the attack on Pearl Harbor
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"sir, you are terribly, terribly drunk"
" and you are terribly, terribly ugly. At least tomorow i will be sober"
Winstom churchill
" and you are terribly, terribly ugly. At least tomorow i will be sober"
Winstom churchill
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"I don't know how world war 3 is going to look like, but i know world war 4 is going to be one of sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
"Tonight we are going to take over thee wuld!"
Brain
"Narf Poit"
Pinky
"What is a gimp?"
Me when i just started the game with a scout.
Albert Einstein
"Tonight we are going to take over thee wuld!"
Brain
"Narf Poit"
Pinky
"What is a gimp?"
Me when i just started the game with a scout.
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ok here are some more....
"Retreat! Retreat! Lets get the hell out of here!!"
"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything"
"Ooops.."<-- my favourite
"Preparer la vache!"
"Come back you yellow barstard! Its only a flesh wound! I'll bite your ankles!"
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"
"Come back so that I may taunt you further!"
"What does this button do?..."
"My name is Bond....James Bond"
"Oh ... wait up! You've forgotten your.....stake?"
"I wonder whats behind this door..."
"Don't worry. I know the way!"
ok that's enough for now
"Retreat! Retreat! Lets get the hell out of here!!"
"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything"
"Ooops.."<-- my favourite
"Preparer la vache!"
"Come back you yellow barstard! Its only a flesh wound! I'll bite your ankles!"
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"
"Come back so that I may taunt you further!"
"What does this button do?..."
"My name is Bond....James Bond"
"Oh ... wait up! You've forgotten your.....stake?"
"I wonder whats behind this door..."
"Don't worry. I know the way!"
ok that's enough for now
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oOoOo this one is absolutely my favorite http://users.pandora.be/Ampora.Angel/Forum/ulookingat.jpg <--
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A "little" of my favorites....
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."
- Albert Einstein
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
- Rene Descartes
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates
"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?"
- Niels Bohr
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro
"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things."
- Epictetus
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen
"Love is friendship set on fire."
- Jeremy Taylor
"Woman was God's second mistake."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
My DaoC favorite:
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur
Sorry for all those quotations.. but t's hard to keep em down :uhoh:
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."
- Albert Einstein
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
- Rene Descartes
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates
"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?"
- Niels Bohr
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro
"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things."
- Epictetus
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen
"Love is friendship set on fire."
- Jeremy Taylor
"Woman was God's second mistake."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
My DaoC favorite:
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur
Sorry for all those quotations.. but t's hard to keep em down :uhoh:
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I came, I saw, I screamed
-Rincewind, Terry Pratchett
-Douglas Adams
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-Ralph Wiggum
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my fav einstien quote:
'the release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...The solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker'
and Jung:
'As far as we can discern, the sole pupose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being'
'the release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...The solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker'
and Jung:
'As far as we can discern, the sole pupose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being'
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3 repetitions in one post kantz .. not good.
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Okay since 'Army of Darkness' has been mentioned lots in this thread here are some more memorable quotes from that kickass movie:
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Withnail: I must have some booze, I demand to have some booze! (He eyes a can of lighter fuel)
Marwood: I wouldn't drink that if i was you.
Withnail: Why not?
Marwood: Because I wouldn't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense! This is far superior drink than meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. (He swigs and grins) Got any more?
Marwood: No.
Withanil: Liar! What's in your toolbox?
Marwood: We don't have anything. Sit down.
Withnail: Liar! You've got anti-freeze!
Marwood: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.
Heheh classic film
Marwood: I wouldn't drink that if i was you.
Withnail: Why not?
Marwood: Because I wouldn't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense! This is far superior drink than meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. (He swigs and grins) Got any more?
Marwood: No.
Withanil: Liar! What's in your toolbox?
Marwood: We don't have anything. Sit down.
Withnail: Liar! You've got anti-freeze!
Marwood: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.
Heheh classic film
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OK, just a few more here:
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Is it me, or is there just a shotage of starwars qoutes in this thread??
The odd's of succesfully navigating a asteroid field are 3702 to 1.
--- C3PO
Never tell me the odds!
--- Han Solo!
Asteroids do not concern me commander!
--- Darth Vader.
Or the DAOC version.
The odds of getting through the Hibs in Emain in primetime are 3702 to 1.
--- Random Alb whiner!
Those odds are way wrong, we are not ûber.
--- Random Hib gank squad
Hibs do not concern me commander!
--- Hulbur Greyblood.
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The odd's of succesfully navigating a asteroid field are 3702 to 1.
--- C3PO
Never tell me the odds!
--- Han Solo!
Asteroids do not concern me commander!
--- Darth Vader.
Or the DAOC version.
The odds of getting through the Hibs in Emain in primetime are 3702 to 1.
--- Random Alb whiner!
Those odds are way wrong, we are not ûber.
--- Random Hib gank squad
Hibs do not concern me commander!
--- Hulbur Greyblood.
;D
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Just remembered a list of sexual inclinated qoutes from Star Wars.
This list is far from complete, because im doing them from memory, so if someone can dig the complete list up somewhere, id be a happy smurf..
You came in that thing, your braver then i thought!
--- Leia
Luke! at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
-- Extra nb. 1972
Cum, good food, cum.
-- Yoda
What could possible have come over master Luke, he never expressed any unhappiness with my work before!
-- c3po
Hurry up golden rod.
-- Han solo.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid!
-- Han Solo
A little higher, a little higher, there that it!
- Lando
Your a gittery little fellow arnt you?
-- Leia
This list is far from complete, because im doing them from memory, so if someone can dig the complete list up somewhere, id be a happy smurf..
You came in that thing, your braver then i thought!
--- Leia
Luke! at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
-- Extra nb. 1972
Cum, good food, cum.
-- Yoda
What could possible have come over master Luke, he never expressed any unhappiness with my work before!
-- c3po
Hurry up golden rod.
-- Han solo.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid!
-- Han Solo
A little higher, a little higher, there that it!
- Lando
Your a gittery little fellow arnt you?
-- Leia
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"what is your fascination with my forbiddan closet of mystery?"
Chief Wiggum simpsons
Chief Wiggum simpsons
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The dead can't kill the living.. it would be a dangerous precendent. Besides, we'd be outnumbered.
Pratchett.
Pratchett.
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FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
-william wallace Braveheart
-william wallace Braveheart
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I feel bad for people who don't drink, because when they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it
happens.
-- Woody Allen
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it
happens.
-- Woody Allen
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Probably the greatest "Mission Statement" of all time, and without doubt the gutsiest thing ever said by a modern-day politician:
"We will put a man on the moon before the end of the decade"
John F. Kennedy
"We will put a man on the moon before the end of the decade"
John F. Kennedy
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Adding a few movie quotes...
Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
--Reservoir Dogs
Marsellus:Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.
--Pul Fiction
Marsellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
--Pulp Fiction
Ford Fairlane: You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!
--Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Ford Fairlane: So many assholes... So few bullets.
--Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Poncho: You're bleeding, man!
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed!
--Predator
Father McGruder: I kick arse for the lord!
--Braindead
Kurgan: It's better to burn out, than to fade away!
--Highlander
The Dude: I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
--Big Lebowski
Barf: It's not that we're afraid of death, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death...it just isn't us!
--Spaceballs
(btw: the duke nukem quote "Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark." is also from Spaceballs)
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Star: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
--Spaceballs
Cartman: I've learned something too: selling out is sweet because you get to make a lot of money and don't have to hang out with poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
--Southpark
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
--Southpark
Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
--Southpark
(Eight assault rifles pointed at Butthead)
Butthead: This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
--Beavis and Butthead Do America
fun thread...keep it goin
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Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
--Reservoir Dogs
Marsellus:Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.
--Pul Fiction
Marsellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
--Pulp Fiction
Ford Fairlane: You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!
--Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Ford Fairlane: So many assholes... So few bullets.
--Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Poncho: You're bleeding, man!
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed!
--Predator
Father McGruder: I kick arse for the lord!
--Braindead
Kurgan: It's better to burn out, than to fade away!
--Highlander
The Dude: I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
--Big Lebowski
Barf: It's not that we're afraid of death, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death...it just isn't us!
--Spaceballs
(btw: the duke nukem quote "Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark." is also from Spaceballs)
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Star: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
--Spaceballs
Cartman: I've learned something too: selling out is sweet because you get to make a lot of money and don't have to hang out with poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
--Southpark
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
--Southpark
Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
--Southpark
(Eight assault rifles pointed at Butthead)
Butthead: This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
--Beavis and Butthead Do America
fun thread...keep it goin
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haha, one of the_ best threads ever here on bwhine
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Blackadder - The Foretelling
After the Battle of Bosworth Field -
Richard: All we need now is for King Richard to be here, and the day shall be complete!
Mother: Yes, what a pity he's dead.
Richard: [shocked whisper] What? Who told you that?
Mother: Well, Edmund. [nods to his direction]
Richard: [he and the group turn to face Edmund.] Is this true?
Edmund: [quite intimidated, as well as fearing for his life] Errr, well, I wouldn't know, really. I was...nowhere near him at the time. I... I just...heard from someone that he'd, er... er... I mean, I don't even know where he was killed. I was completely on the opposite side of the field. I was nowhere near the cottage.
[Everyone questions that last statement, with stares.]
Edmund: ...not that it was a cottage -- it was a river. But, then, I wouldn't know, of course, because I wasn't there. But, apparently, some fool cut his head off...or at least killed him in some way...perhaps...took an ear off or something. Yes, yes, in fact, I think he was only wounded! er, or was that somebody else? Yes, I think it was. Why, he wasn't even wounded!
After the Battle of Bosworth Field -
Richard: All we need now is for King Richard to be here, and the day shall be complete!
Mother: Yes, what a pity he's dead.
Richard: [shocked whisper] What? Who told you that?
Mother: Well, Edmund. [nods to his direction]
Richard: [he and the group turn to face Edmund.] Is this true?
Edmund: [quite intimidated, as well as fearing for his life] Errr, well, I wouldn't know, really. I was...nowhere near him at the time. I... I just...heard from someone that he'd, er... er... I mean, I don't even know where he was killed. I was completely on the opposite side of the field. I was nowhere near the cottage.
[Everyone questions that last statement, with stares.]
Edmund: ...not that it was a cottage -- it was a river. But, then, I wouldn't know, of course, because I wasn't there. But, apparently, some fool cut his head off...or at least killed him in some way...perhaps...took an ear off or something. Yes, yes, in fact, I think he was only wounded! er, or was that somebody else? Yes, I think it was. Why, he wasn't even wounded!
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Pity they failed and had to fake it to save face then
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'Have you seen the people in room six? They've never even sat on chairs before.'
-- Basil in Fawlty Towers
'If you're not over here in twenty minutes with my door, I shall come over and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day.'
-- Basil (on the phone) in Fawlty Towers
'Well... may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeeste sweeping majestically...'
-- Basil in Fawlty Towers
If the main aim of playing is not to win, then why keep scores?
-- Worf - Star Trek TNG
PLAN? There ain't no plan!
-- Pigkiller to Max in Thunderdome
Letting the other land the first punch is bad strategy.
-- Sean Connery - Family Business
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic
-- Patsy in Absolutely Fabulous
HELGA: Can you see anything, Herr Flick?
HERR FLICK: Pass me the binoculars.
HELGA: Yes, Herr Flick.
HERR FLICK: Not the Mickey Mouse binoculars. The powerful Gestapo binoculars.
-- From Allo Allo
I lie, I cheat, I steal and I just don't get any respect.
-- Face in the A-Team
I did not crash this plane! I simply landed it without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.
-- MURDOCK (A-Team)
If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
-- Blackadder
GEORGE: Sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
BLACKADDER: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump two hundred feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area
-- From blackadder
I've just worked out a completely new strategy. It's called running away.
-- Vila in Blake's Seven
SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
-- From Cheers
There's the aristocracy, the upper class, middle class, working class, dumb animals, waiters, creeping things, head lice, people who eat packaged soup, and then you.
-- Gareth in Chef!
Oh, my God, all that love and peace. Always makes me want to kill somebody.
-- Diana in Waiting for God
-- Basil in Fawlty Towers
'If you're not over here in twenty minutes with my door, I shall come over and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day.'
-- Basil (on the phone) in Fawlty Towers
'Well... may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeeste sweeping majestically...'
-- Basil in Fawlty Towers
If the main aim of playing is not to win, then why keep scores?
-- Worf - Star Trek TNG
PLAN? There ain't no plan!
-- Pigkiller to Max in Thunderdome
Letting the other land the first punch is bad strategy.
-- Sean Connery - Family Business
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic
-- Patsy in Absolutely Fabulous
HELGA: Can you see anything, Herr Flick?
HERR FLICK: Pass me the binoculars.
HELGA: Yes, Herr Flick.
HERR FLICK: Not the Mickey Mouse binoculars. The powerful Gestapo binoculars.
-- From Allo Allo
I lie, I cheat, I steal and I just don't get any respect.
-- Face in the A-Team
I did not crash this plane! I simply landed it without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.
-- MURDOCK (A-Team)
If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
-- Blackadder
GEORGE: Sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
BLACKADDER: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump two hundred feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area
-- From blackadder
I've just worked out a completely new strategy. It's called running away.
-- Vila in Blake's Seven
SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
-- From Cheers
There's the aristocracy, the upper class, middle class, working class, dumb animals, waiters, creeping things, head lice, people who eat packaged soup, and then you.
-- Gareth in Chef!
Oh, my God, all that love and peace. Always makes me want to kill somebody.
-- Diana in Waiting for God
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