Bored, lets quote

[old.Odysseus]

Just got to work, cba to start doing something serious just now, lets make some quotes, I go first:

Veni, vidi, vici (I came, I saw, I was victorious)
-Julius Caesar

 

[Negura`]

Ok here goes

Lame
-Karam

 

[Cowled]

Survival of the fittest
- Charles Darwin

 

[old.Filip]

Samson said

With the jawbone of a male ass I have stuck down a thousand men

Judges15:16

edit:
btw i think ass is an old english word for donkey... or some other semi horse animal

 

[Killgorde]

Charlie don't surf !!!
- Robert Duvall

 

[old.Verata]

The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the warning labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?
- Unknown

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by old.Filip
Samson said

Judges15:16

edit:
btw i think ass is an old english word for donkey... or some other semi horse animal

an ass is a donkey not that old a word...

 

[Addlcove]

Why don´t you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here

Fuck-Arse, Boondock Saints

 

[old.Second]

Famous last words:

"I TOLD you not to press that button"

 

[PJS]

Is this going to be a stand up fight? Or another bug hunt?

-Private Hudson

sort of relevent to daoc too

 

[ce-cubby]

I am to good at w*nking to pay for sex

Cubby 2002

 

[old.CrazyMuppet]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

- Guybrush Threepwood

 

[Sibanac]

i got one

42

'nuff said

 

[old.CrazyMuppet]

I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker.
- Samuel Jackson as "Jules Winnfield" in Pulp Fiction.


Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.
- John Travolta as "Vincent Vega" in Pulp Fiction.


AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitute.
- Samuel L. Jackson as "Ordell Robbie" in Jackie Brown.


Ordell: Look, I hate to be the kinda ***** does a ***** a favor, then, BAM!, hits a ***** up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda *****.
Beaumont: What?
Ordell: I need a favor.
- Samuel L. Jackson as "Ordell Robbie" and Chris Tucker as "Beaumont Livingston" in Jackie Brown.


I mean look at her, like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- Christian Slater as "Clarence Worley" in True Romance.

 

[talen_sun]

I can get a job, I can pay the phone bill, I can cut the lawn, cut my hair, cut out my cholesterol, I work overtime, I can work in a mine, I can do it all for you, BUT I DON'T WANT TO!!

Barenaked Ladies - Enid

 

[old.Odysseus]

Yiepieekayey motherfucker!
-Bruce Willis

Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And im all outta gum!
-Duke Nuke'm

This is an AK-47, the enemy's preferred weapon. It makes a charecteristic sound. Remember it.
-Clint Eastwood

edit:
spelling, thx cougar.
yep, verata has the best quote so far

 

[cougar-]

verata wins, odyss clint line 2.

 

[Pouget]

Snatch

Snatch contains a lot of funny quotes. Especially one comes to mind, where Brickhead lectures about how to get rid of a corpse best.

"Apparently the best way is to cut the corpse into six pieces and pile 'em all together...."

And of course: "Sneaky fucking russian" by many characters in that film

One of my all time favourites, that film.

 

[alithiel50]

Hmmm.... Veni, vidi, vici.... a classic, I suppose.....

Personally I prefer;

Veni, Vermini, Vomui (I came, I got ratted, I threw up)

Another good one;

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life....."


For bonus points, can anyone tell me where these are from?

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

"Never will you find a more rechid hive of scum and villany, we must be cautious"

Obi wan Kenobi pointing Luke Skywalker toward the gates in Forest Sauvage

 

[Flimgoblin]

Harry Callahan:
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Clint Eastwood as "Harry Callahan" in "Dirty Harry"

 

[Alysindra]

Originally posted by alithiel50
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life....."

--Terry Pratchett

Some others I like:

Anatomy : something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl
- Bruce Raeburn.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
- James Rodges, Murderer, On His Final Request Before The Firing Squad

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Lily Tomlin

 

[Pin]

Originally posted by alithiel50
Veni, Vermini, Vomui (I came, I got ratted, I threw up)

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life....."

For bonus points, can anyone tell me where these are from?

Jingo by Terry Pratchett

 

[Pin]

"The International Standards Organization (ISO) and the International Electrotechnical Commission (IEC) designated Oct. 14 as World Standards Day to recognize those volunteers who have worked hard to define international standards ... The United States celebrated World Standards Day on Oct. 11; Finland celebrated on Oct. 13; and Italy celebrated on Oct. 18."


"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
Douglas C. Adams, The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the
Universe is winning."
Rich Cook

 

[Killgorde]

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others] Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Pulp Fiction

Another gem (dialogue context):

Bill Munny: I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this! I was building a house!
Bill Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
[aims gun]
Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny!
Bill Munny: Yeah.
[fires]

Unforgiven

 

[Addlcove]

the problem with this universe is that common sence is a constant and the population keeps growing

-unknown

 

[[DK]hakke]

”Did you see a sign on my door that says dead niger storage?”
- Quentin Tarrantino - Pulp Fiction, 1994

”I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them”
- Matthew Modine - Full Metal Jacket, 1987

”I’ll catch you on the flipside...”
- Billy Connolly - Boondock Saints, 1999

”If I have to choose between your religion and my Glock 9mm? I take my glock!”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger - End Of Days, 1999

”If it bleed, we can kill it”
- X - Predator, 1987

”I’m just a figment of your imagination. ”
- Tommy Lee Jones - Men In Black, 1997

”I’m telling you it’s Kayzer Soze”
- X - The Usual Suspect, 1995

”Is that Gasoline I smell?”
- Brandon Lee - The Crow, 1994

”Realize detective, the only reason that I’m here right now is that I wanted to be.”
- Kevin Spacey - Seven, 1995

”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
- Kevin Spacey - The Usual Suspect, 1995

”There can be only one!”
- Christopher Lambert - Highlander II, 1990

”There’s no stopping what can’t be stopped - No killing what can’t be killed”
- X - Predator II, 19xx

”There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
- Jonny Depp - Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, 19xx

”The things you own end up owning you” - Från: RaVen_84
- Brad Pitt´- Fight Club, 1999

”To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you,
and to hear the lamentation of their women.”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan The Barbarian, 1982

”We had abused every rule that Vegas lived by - burning the locals,abusing the tourists, terrifying the help. The only chance now, I felt, was the possibility that we’d gone to such excess that nobody in the position to bring the hammer down on us could possibility believe it.
- Jonny Depp - Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, 19xx

”Welcome to my world...”
- Rutger Hauer - Blind Fury, 1989

”Well, the thing on my mind right now isn’t the good coffee in my cup,
it’s the dead niger in my garage. ”
- Quentin Tarrantino - Pulp Fiction, 1994

”What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention as a child?”
- X - Full Metal Jacket, 1987

”Yippie-kay-ey Motherfucker”
- Bruce Willis - Die Hard, 1988

”You cannot hide forever, Luke!”
- X - Starwars, 19xx

”You’ll never see me again, but I’ll know every move you make”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Eraser, 1996

”You’re best? Losers always whine about their best,
winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”
- Sean Connery - The Rock, 1996


And the best of em all:

”I’ll be back”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator, 1984

 

[Flimgoblin]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

Rutger Hauer as "Roy Batty" in Blade Runner (1982)

 

[old.Odysseus]

Hakke:
”Yippie-kay-ey Motherfucker”

REPETITION!!! U LOSE!

 

[alithiel50]

'You get more with a knid word and a two-by-four than with just a kind word'

Jason Carter as Marcus Cole, Babylon 5


'If you value your lives.... be somewhere else!'

Mira Furlan as Ambassador Delenn, Babylon 5