Baby Wee Wee

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whipped

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WTF!!? Just saw an advert for this toy

Anatomically correct little boys, pissing all over the place. Has the toy industry really got this desperate?
44cm Baby Wee-wee calls to his mother desperately because he needs to have a wee. Calling 'mummy wee, mummy wee' indicating that he wants to go to his potty. When mummy has helped him to sit on his potty he has a wee. (wee sound included). Works with batteries.
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old.ignus

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I know it sounds dumb but the more realistic they get the better as these young girls will realise that having a real baby will be tough to look after and that there is no off switch on the real kind. Then they won't be getting pregnant before they're old enough to smoke.
 
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Teh Krypt

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YOU EVEN SEE THE PENIS ON THE TV ADVERT!!!! :D
 
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GDW

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VERY VERY OLD

...might I suggest you stop watching Nicolodeon Junior
 
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Teh Krypt

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Its on

BBC1, BBC2, ITV or Channel 4 as I don't have sky :p
 
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Cdr

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Doubt its on BBC 1 or 2 as they dont have adverts :)
 
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S-Gray

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last time i seen the advert must have been about... 6months ago
 
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Yoni

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sorry for changing the subject but I thought I had seen the worst advert - always with wings or be careful you dont choak on my tampax because it is wrapped as a sweet, but alas NO - this evening i was unlucky enough to see one for erection problems.

Now I know that they are trying to offer support etc etc but like the adverts for tampax or always (which make me shuffle in my seat), wouldn't this make you boys shuffle about uncomfortably also?:uhoh:
 
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old.ignus

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There's another out at the moment for something called vagisil or something, I bet you can't guess what its for. Yes for soothing of the female intimate area when it becomes sore or itchy.
 
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~Mobius~

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Originally posted by xane
Can he wee on his own head like my boy used to ?
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Hehe. :)

Our adverts arnt so bad, if you watch Tarrant on TV or another similiar show you see what sort of crap foreign stations get. :)
 
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S-Gray

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Originally posted by old.ignus
There's another out at the moment for something called vagisil or something, I bet you can't guess what its for. Yes for soothing of the female intimate area when it becomes sore or itchy.
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What mouth cream? Cold sores? hmm
 
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Jonny_Darko

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"Danny:
No man, that's a side line. You can have that. Instructions are included. Yeah. My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. His name's 'Presuming Ed'. His sister give him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself.

Withnail:
Really.

Danny:
Yeah then you've got to change its draws for it. Its 'orrible really but they're like that the little girls. So we're going to make one that shits itself as well.

Withnail:
Shits itself!?

Danny:
He's an expert. He's building the prototype now."
 
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old.Fweddy

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I'm going to make a doll that bleeds when you stab it.
 
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Jonny_Darko

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Originally posted by old.Fweddy
I'm going to make a doll that bleeds when you stab it.
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Just use a baby like I do.
 
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Cdr

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Damn right, SACK HIM.

I would like to apply for Jonny's job - I have stabbed at least 100 babies in my time, and feel I am experienced enough to undertake the post of Official Game.net Baby Stabber.
 
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Cdr

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You're meant to use a knife............?























I used a spoon.....
 
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