Alternate Crafting Sounds

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Marcoth

Guest
Okay...
Its late, im bored and i've got a sad imagination. So...i came up with sum new ideas for crafting sounds.

If u fail to make an item and u lose materials u hear sum really menacing laughter and a voice that says "ur a disappointment!" or one of its many variations, such as "ur a disgrace to the family!"

If u fail to make an item but u dont lose ne materials, u just get sum random insults like "u call ur self a crafter?" or "my nan crafts better than u!"

Finally, if u succeed in making sumthing u just get more random comments. E.g "wow, ur good for sumthing then" and "ur mother wld be proud, if u hadnt bored her to death.

They're a bit of a put down, i know. But hey, craftings not exactly fun neway imo.
 
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Ardrias_Mid

Guest
If someone would talk to me with such poor english, I'd give up crafting right away :)
 
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Kahland

Guest
ol u suci crafter my granmother craft beter than u dude!
 
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Whoodoo_RD

Guest
I think they both from Newcastle, sounds like it anyway hehe
 
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Cush

Guest
You can hear them?


What am i doing wrong i can only see the word they have typed!!


(Said in a whining voice simular to Zoidberg)
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
And it all gets as annoying as a fucktard singing Old McDonald by your ear 24/7 with a bad impersination of mickey mouse.

These sounds we got now, smooth and un-noticable enough. Id on't want to be doing this:

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

Made a hinge 94%

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!


Think that's annoying to read? Try it ingame.
 
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Cush

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tohtori
And it all gets as annoying as a fucktard singing Old McDonald by your ear 24/7 with a bad impersination of mickey mouse.

These sounds we got now, smooth and un-noticable enough. Id on't want to be doing this:

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

Made a hinge 94%

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!


Think that's annoying to read? Try it ingame.

I refuse to!!!
 
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old.job

Guest
Crafting is like ironing ,laundry and doing the dishes..it has to be done, but I'm glad someone else does it.
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tohtori
And it all gets as annoying as a fucktard singing Old McDonald by your ear 24/7 with a bad impersination of mickey mouse.

These sounds we got now, smooth and un-noticable enough. Id on't want to be doing this:

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

Made a hinge 94%

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!

Crafting.....

NANANANANAAA!


Think that's annoying to read? Try it ingame.



Crafting.....

Nanana

Crafting.....

Nanana

Crafting...MP

Waaaeeeeyyyyy

Crafting..crit failure

dooahh :p

combo bonus for increased % success :p
 
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Marcoth

Guest
I am terribly sorry. I apologise for the appalling use of english in my original thread, the lack of care put into it is apparent. I will remember to use formal english next time I post to avoid any more replies about my spelling.

By the way, would you prefer my posts to be in verse or prose?
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Aaand stop!

Wow. IT's a new record people on the field of "Slow answers" :D

No offense mate.
 
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Cush

Guest
Originally posted by Marcoth
I am terribly sorry. I apologise for the appalling use of english in my original thread, the lack of care put into it is apparent. I will remember to use formal english next time I post to avoid any more replies about my spelling.

By the way, would you prefer my posts to be in verse or prose?

prose !!
 
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Whoodoo_RD

Guest
Heres some:

Homer Simson:

Sucess
Woohoo!

Failure:
D'oh

MP:
Lets snuggle Marge

Loose materials:
Why you little....!!!!

Star Wars:

Sucess:
The force is strong with this one... (Vader)

Failure:
Do or do not, there is not trying (Yoda)

MP
If only you knew the power of the dark side (Vader)

Loose materials:
"poodoo" (Zebulba)

Futurama:

Success
"woooboobooboobooboobbbbb" (Zoidberg)

Failure:
"Burpppppppp" (Bender)

MP
"Oh Leela!" (Fry)

Loose materials:
"Oh well" (the professor)


Any more?
 
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Addlcove

Guest
seel:

success:
sealsounds

failure:
clubbing sound....

MP:
10 minutes of random rambling

loose material:
sinking icefloat



:p
 
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oblivion_6

Guest
does this not happen?

im sure my WC has a wee hammer sound or something to say success and another sound to say faliure
 
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-Nuked-

Guest
just put the media player on in the background (or the radio) and turn sounds effects off :p
 

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