Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh !

[Wij]

They've cocked up my internet access at work. Luckily I left early tonight to get some valentines gubbins but what if it's still kna><0red tomorrow ? I mean... WHAT IF... ???

Any ideas for how to fill in the day would be appeciated !

(the "do some work!" suggestion will only be partially funny the first time and very lame thereafter.)

 

[xenon2000]

do some work!

(0wned)

Seriously though... I'd guess that would be the only option unless anyone knows of a suitable, small, fun game to keep minimised on the desktop; I could do with one of those :/

 

[Munkey-]

pr0n mags

 

[Damini]

Well, I dont have internet at work, so this is some of the fun stuff I do to pass time;

Begrudge my banal existence

Daydream

And last week I made a doughnut explode. (They let me use the jamming machine!!)

Oh, the joys...

Sometimes I disappear to the canteen, stand still until someone gives me a weird look, and then work out how much I got paid for standing still.

Bearing in mind I work at safeways, it isnt very much.

See, however dull it is, tomorow I will be wearing a paper hat and putting fingerprints in cakes. And getting paid a hell of a lot less than you, whilst simultaneously wearing tapered trousers and a name badge. I refuse to hear any bitching from you Wij.

 

[Wij]

Um, no bitching eh ? :/

How about a song... or a squidging noise when i play with my eyelids ?

 

[*Kornholio*]

Pld Damini - you tell 'im

 

[throdgrain]

If I have not net at work for one reason or another I generally go out riding on very fast expensive motorbikes.
Tough life aint it?

 

[Damini]

Yeah, its kinda the same at where I work, except we call them trolleys. T-R-O-L-L-E-Y-S... Its all in the pronunciation.

 

[Nibbler]

These. ENDLESS fun.

 

[throdgrain]

LOL the ones at my local sainsburys handle like a V_MAX too...
/note joke only for motorbike sorts

 

[Wij]

Can I get inside your trol...

Nah, that's just poor

 

[.cage]

ROOOWWWWWRRRR!!! DON'T TRUST HIS MAGIC!!! CRYPT ELF HAS MEAN TRICKS!! ROWWWWRRR!

 

[Skyler]

you could try dopewars, which has seen me through about 2 college lessons before it got appallingly boring...

the classic breakout is a much better timebuster..

the standing still working out how much you earned just then is a good idea!
i like it

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by CageCunt
ROOOWWWWWRRRR!!! DON'T TRUST HIS MAGIC!!! CRYPT ELF HAS MEAN TRICKS!! ROWWWWRRR!

For some reason I found this manicly funny, but I have no idea where it's from.

And Wij, sure you can go in my trolley, but be warned, I think some kids left behind ice cream wrappers in there, and it doesn't go straight after a car drove into it.

 

[Nibbler]

That must have been painful for you.









Oh wait your talking about an actual trolley, and not your--DELETED--

 

[Damini]

Lead Nibbler seeks the Double Entendre, finds it, trips over it... heh.

 

[Nibbler]

On-tond-re?

 

[Furr]

these look like fun , the fhm office seemed to enjoy them (video of fhm office at bottom)get these

 

[caLLous]

In a crash at Silverstone a driver called David Purley survived a deceleration from 108mph to 0 in 66cm (26 inches). He endured 179.8g (G-Force) and suffered from 29 fractures, 3 dislocations and six heart stoppages.

Bloody Nora.

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Wij
or a squidging noise when i play with my eyelids ?

My girlfriend used to do that until I stapled her eyes shut.

 

[.cage]

ROWWRRRRR! I pissed in that cakemix too! ROOWOOWOWOWWRRR!

 

[Furr]

At my school there was a myth that the cooks wanked into our yogurts. so i never touched thoses. then worryingly the head cook got caught will child porn on his PC.

 

[.cage]

ROWWWWRRRRR! You fat fuck! I'll claw your eyes out and bury bottle caps in your skull! ROWWWWRRRWWWRR!!

 

[Furr]

Cage cunts scary.

*runs

 

[.cage]

ROOOOWWWWWRRRR!!! Go cough up a lung, you senile sack of shit! ROWWWWRRRRR!!!

 

[Furr]

*comes back with bit sharp stick thing*
*prods cagecunt*
*back. back to wherst you came you vile fiend*

 

[.cage]

ROWWWWWR! Bring it on, you impotent shithead! ROWWWWWRRR!!

 

[Furr]

Me--> :touch: <--CageCunt

'take this and that and this and a bit more'

muhahahahaha

 

[.cage]

RAAAWWWWWRRRWRWRR!!! At least I can still get it up!

 

[Furr]

Im not old..senile or even worse both


Me-->

<--cage cunt