A Story Thread 2

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old.tRoG

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Sickie realised that great minds think alike, and ran off to snuggle with tRoG

:wub:
 
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old.tRoG

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Said the love machine as he... Hugged his teddybear.
 
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old.tRoG

Guest
He then dropped his teddybear on the ground and hugged tRoG instead.
 
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old.tRoG

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Sickies little sister then came along and hugged the teddybear.

It was a beautiful hug, and they instantly fell deeply in love. [The teddybear and Sickie's little sister]
 
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old.LandShark

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... things crawled out from the glove compartment of sickie's twactor, and sang
 
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old.tRoG

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happy songs of marriage as the two lovers got wed [The teddybear and Sickies little sister]
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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And the silly dancing bear of joy came
2inbear.jpg
 
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old.tRoG

Guest
that she bought a heap of pr0n mags and danced around her local highschool
 
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old.tRoG

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then sickies sister threatened to uncover her face and they gave them back.

sickie's sister and her husband teddybear were then very happy, until....
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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... everyone found out that Sickie doesn't even have a sister...
ph00lz:D
 
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old.tRoG

Guest
yes, the 'thing' in question was actually sickie's brother!

*gasp*
 
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Sharma

Guest
....Everyone kindly referred to sickies brother as "It"
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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... 'it' was a sole child, wait - 'spawn'. :D
 
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old.tRoG

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soon the it-spawn and the teddybear had many children, who were as ugly as their (Mother? Father? It? Spawn?), but retained the loving cuddliness of their father teddybear.

The children soon...
 
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boromire

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...got rounded up and imprisoned by the jealous neo-nazi carebears.

(sorry about the poor grammar:p)
 
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old.tRoG

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they then got molested by pr3vvy nazi guards, who liked green jelly and...
 
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Euthanasia.

Guest
green jelly?
you mean green eggs and ham :m00:
..they then ate the green eggs and ham on the train :m00:
 
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old.tRoG

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as the pr3vvy nazi guards ate their green eggs and ham sandwiches and stared at 14 year old girls' tits, a large force rattled he train.

It was in fact...
 
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old.tRoG

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Sickie had come to save his brothers eight children!

As Sickie dived into the train, looking pretty darn matrix-stlye cool and wrestled with the pr3vvy nazi guards, the eight children ran away, free to wreak havoc on the countryside of swansea!
 
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Sharma

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Swansea retaliated by kicking lots of footballs all oer the place with their crappy football skills, completely missing the barbaric horde
 

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