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Summo

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Oh dear God...

Just been to see Spielberg's A.I. with the missus... If ever a film was twenty minutes too long, then this is it.

I won't post any spoilers here, though it'll be difficult. I thought the majority of the film was good. A human story about a little boy who just wants to be loved. A little sentimental maybe, but with some neat FX in it and good performances from the kid and Jude Law. Brought a little tear to my eye now and then.

There's a point where it should end. It's a perfect point, and if it had ended there it would have been a sad, touching film. Thing is it then goes on and on and on at a complete tangent.

This is a film which is entirely ruined by the last twenty minutes. Kills it dead. It seems that Spielberg couldn't rest until he had manipulated his beast until it reached a lovely, American ending.

And as a result... utter shite. It's a real shame.

If you go and see this film, then just walk out near the end when the narrator says '2000.' If you hear '2000' then just get up and leave. Save the rest of the film for when you see it again on video.

Trust me. It's better that way.
 
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Wazzerphuk

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No intention of going to see it anyway because the whole thing looks diabolical. :)
 
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Summo

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Go and see Moulin Rouge instead. Superb film.
 
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natrat

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AI was probably the worst Spielberg film I have ever seen and without doubt the worst film I've seen this year. It was DISMAL. If you are 6-8 years old you might like it.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Go and see Moulin Rouge instead. Superb film.

Are you a girl ?

If not then it's shite. Admit it !!!!!!!!!1111

*angry*
 
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natrat

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Originally posted by Moving Target
its got Nicole Kidman in it :(


yeah but she's singing, and dancing and shit, along with whatshisname. :puke:
 
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Wij

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It's fucking pants. It's like a student film that's been given a 100 million budget :mad:
 
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Summo

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You're wrong. You're all wrong. It's an innovative film. It's great. I can't be bothered to say why, it just is.
 
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stu

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They're both fucking shit

Best film out at the moment is Battle Royale, unfortunately it appears to have been pulled from a shitload of cinemas because of the WTC thing. Overkill, anyone?

Also, go see The Fast and the Furious. It's fucking awful, but a good laugh :D
 
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stu

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Ultra violent Jappo Film. Think Survivor with 15 year old kids and automatic weaponry.
 
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stu

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Battle Royale

Review

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That probably chafes a little
 
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old.logic7

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"AI" = blatant rip-off of the 80's film "D.A.R.Y.L."

that means that "AI" is lose.

It should have been named "D.A.R.Y.L. v2.0"
 
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Testin da Cable

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Originally posted by logic7
"AI" = blatant rip-off of the 80's film "D.A.R.Y.L."

that means that "AI" is lose.

It should have been named "D.A.R.Y.L. v2.0"

exactly
 
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Sir Frizz

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not as much of a selling title tho is it?

DARYL v2...no

A.I. ...maybe but a selling title

anyone?
 
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old.Nitefoll

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I thought A.I. was generally an alright film, but started some target practise with popcorn and random people in the cinema for the last 20 mins of the film.

The film finished (thankfully) as we had graduated onto Peanut M & M's and Smarties.

There's nothing worse than getting hit in the eye by a high velocity peanut M & M, especially in a dark cinema....YYYEEEOWWW!

Everyone thought I had terets syndrome, considered keeping up the charade until I left the cinema.
 
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Moving Target

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is it just me or is the storyline school children being drugged and placed on an island and told to kill each other a bit shit?
 

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