A haunting history lesson

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Gef

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Haunting History Lesson

Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at

the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.

1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)

1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)

1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)

1900: William McKinley (assassinated)

1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)

1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)

1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)

1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)

2000: George W. Bush ????????????

And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts to be

the one elected in 2000.

You might also be interested in this:

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe!
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by Gef
Haunting History Lesson

Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at

the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.

1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)

1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)

1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)

1900: William McKinley (assassinated)

1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)

1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)

1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)

1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)

2000: George W. Bush ????????????


Ahhhh... there is hope!!
 
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Belsameth

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somebody has been watching too much X-Files :p
 
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Pixie.Pebr

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What Sicko said...
I give the guy a year, then... SPLAT!
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Hehe... how much do you wanna bet that the NSA is busy tapping our phonelines and monitoring our internet activities...

"They are currently logged into a multimedial chatroom they call DAoC in their filthy terrorist slang. We strongly believe, that said DAoC organization is directly linked to Al Queda."

"Thank you for your report, agent Kyra."
 
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Addlcove

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Originally posted by Gef
Haunting History Lesson

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe!

if the whole list is true or not I don't know, but this is funneh ;)
 
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SFXman

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And here's the kicker:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe!{/quote]
Ahahahaha...
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by SFXman
And here's the kicker:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe!{/quote]
Ahahahaha...

HAR HAR HAR!! Fucked up your own "SFX Freestyle" reply.

AHAHAHA!! n00b!
 
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old.tRoG

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n0000000000b!!!!11!!!1!!11111!!!!!11

wow, me and sickie agree on something :wub:
 
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Belsameth

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Originally posted by old.tRoG
n0000000000b!!!!11!!!1!!11111!!!!!11

wow, me and sickie agree on something :wub:
:puke:

take it somewhere private will you! :p
 
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minstrel_kyra

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Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
Hehe... how much do you wanna bet that the NSA is busy tapping our phonelines and monitoring our internet activities...

"They are currently logged into a multimedial chatroom they call DAoC in their filthy terrorist slang. We strongly believe, that said DAoC organization is directly linked to Al Queda."

"Thank you for your report, agent Kyra."

I saw that!! Err who told I work for the CIA?

*giggle*
 
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Slinker

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I'm pretty sure Marilyn Munroe died way before Kennedy , who knows , he could have been into necrophilia :p

Another fact is :

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his killer hid in a warehouse .

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his killer hid in a theatre
 
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cadiva

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Well

Originally posted by caelithar
I'm pretty sure Marilyn Munroe died way before Kennedy , who knows , he could have been into necrophilia


Monroe died August 5, 1962 and Kennedy was assassinated November 22, 1962 so it was a couple of months ;)

Although the whole conspiracy theory thing is still pretty funny.
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Re: Well

Originally posted by cadiva



Monroe died August 5, 1962 and Kennedy was assassinated November 22, 1962 so it was a couple of months ;)


A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe!

Fucking necrophiliac!!













;)
 
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old.tRoG

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saying i love sickie in every message produces some pretty fruitful spam.
 

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