Zerk Axes For Sale!!

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peder

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HIHI, NO AXXES HERE FOR SALE, JUST A SECRET MESSAGE TO BEST ZERKS ON EXCALIBRE.

OK, LISTEN UP!!2

I A TIRED OF GETTING KILLED BY HIGH REALM RELICS!! LETS DO A CLASSSIC RVR RELIC RAID AND ATTACK HIBERNIAS GATE IN CRA3UTCHIAON GORGE AND PENETRATE(HEHE,YES) HIBERNIAS, WITH A LITTLE BIIT OF LUCK WE CAN ESCAPE WITH SOME GOLD AND THE HIGH REALM RELICS(TIHIH9I,IKNOW WHERE THEY HIDE THEM,AND I WILLTEL YOU WHEN WE REACH THE GATES).

FOLLOWING ZERKS MUST BE ON THE SECRET PLACE AT THE SECRET TIME(GO TO PRYD/MID/TRADE SECTIONS);

1 Zzang Jjang 6,089,941 133,144 50 Nolby Pride Troll
2 Guardsxmen DoUFeelDejavu 5,486,531 59,223 50 Red Guard Troll
3 Serzik DyPMALLIuHA 4,433,157 94,124 50 Black Company Dwarf
4 Soruzi KoboldTrainer 3,989,546 56,652 50 Nolby Pride Troll
5 Sub LubsNadiri 3,167,874 1,015 50 Nolby Pride Norseman
6 Bouh BC 3,000,368 183,154 50 Black Company Dwarf
7 Nathadorf 2,342,238 9,219 50 Black Company Dwarf
8 Poon KarateIsMyApprentice 2,238,573 4,945 50 Jack Herer Norseman
9 Rrrandom 2,076,285 2,988 50 Black Company Norseman
10 Blazor Meneth 2,022,870 5,288 50 Fellowship Of Midgard Dwarf
11 Gothic 1,886,683 0 50 Nolby Pride Norseman
12 Brutalos OgreCleaver 1,874,755 4,687 50 Black Company Troll
13 Hoochie Mama 1,861,214 24,453 50 Nolby Pride Troll
14 Casiraghi GimpedHingeBot 1,765,719 1,057 50 Norseman of Midgard Norseman
15 Arnor TheSadPanda 1,626,300 2 50 Cutting Edge Troll
16 Plaid 1,600,640 95,727 50 BokkeRijders Norseman
17 Oklahoma City 1,599,025 10,452 50 Defiance Norseman
18 Altq Ucumber 1,569,380 984 50 Pro Patria Norseman
19 Bonge HackerMan 1,508,169 9,199 50 Nolby Pride Troll
20 Mehuge Danglybits 1,481,523 7,260 50 White Rose Troll

AND IF YOU PLAYS GOOD, AND SO, YOU MAY BE AWARDED TOJOINMYNEW GUILD I WILL CREATE; MASTERMENS(ZERKS AND BONEDANCERS ONLY,AND IT IS AHIGHLEVELPOWER GUILD, WHICH MEAENS NO CHARS UNDER 10).

IF YOUCANT COME,IWILLDISBAND YOU,AND IWILL DONTLIKE YOU.
 
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Grimgors

Guest
lol this guy is toooo hilarious (sry for bad spelling) :ROFLMAO:
 
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minime_

Guest
Heheh i sure do hope this is a joke of somekind, otherwise i do feel kinda sad for the guy.
 
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enli

Guest
rofl
i even doing the trouble of searching his threads ^^
so damn stupid/funny/whatevah
 
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chosen

Guest
to do that über plan you need a top skald also!!!

me!!!
 
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Imon

Guest
hmm that was not even funny
now ít´s so obvious it´s a joke
I liked him more when it could have been a noob
 
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BlitheringIdiot

Guest
Originally posted by peder
STOPZ THE LAAME LAMERZS PLZ!

FOR 10 MIN AGO, I STOOD IN MUSPELHAIM AND PULLED SOME SPIDERS WITH MY BONEDANCER.

SUDDENLI I SAYS...

MACARRONI LAUGHS AT YOU...

AND I THINK...OK SOME TARDED SB/HUNTER THAT ARE BOREDD

SUDDENLI, IN A MIDDLE OF A PULLL I GOT A HIDDEN STRIKE:

671 IN DAMAGE, MY BONEDANCER DIED, AND ALSO MY PETS

AND THEN I SAW A SARACEN RUNNING AWAY...

SINCE WHEN STARTED THE PESKY INFILTRATTOR ROOAM IN MIDGAARD? HAVE GOAT MADE EXCALIBRUR TO A PVP-SERVER THIS WEEKEND R WHAT?!

Originally posted by peder
I REMEMBER WHEN I PLAYED BATTLEGROUND 1 WITH ZERKNDESTROY, I WAS UT IN THE FORREST AND I WAS HUNTING SOME ALBSS AND HIPS WHEN I WAS DRAGOONFANGED BY 3 INFILIS AT THE SAME TIME!!! DRAGONASSFANG 8 X 3 = 25 SEC!!

I DIED IN 15-20 SEC!!!

I EVEN WENT BEZERK, BUT I STILL DIED!!

NURF DRAGONASFANGL!!!

:ROFLMAO: Genius :D
 
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Whisperess

Guest
Starting to get rather pathetic.

First attempts were good, this is just silly.
 

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