Zerglings Paradise (gangsta paradise in daoc version by me)

[Bigbadaboom]

Zerglins Paradise



As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,

I take a look on my life and realize this certain death.

Cause I been lagging, and lagging so long, that

even my internetprovider thinks im gone.


But i never zerged a man that didnt deserved it,,,

me be treated like a gimp ,,u know thats unheard of.

U better watch out talking ,walking , cause

if u get lost out of the zerg ,,, I might be stalking.


I realy hate to whine,,, but plz get some guts,,

-: "leaving the zerg , u are realy nuts!" -: Fool!

Roaming in a full group , is what i realy wanna do,

having a nice fight ,,,,,,,,but u dont have a clue.


//chorus: Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.


They got a situation,, they got me facing,

I can never know my right, to play as i like,

So i got to be damned, what the game meens

to have no vision and im chasing dreams.



Im an educated skald with fun in my mind ,,

zerging isnt,,, so leave it far behind.

Then some zergling say ,, -:" U can make it",,

but my hommies are down, so dont rize my anger -: Fool!


Death aint nothing but a heartbeat away ,,

im living life do or die,.....,what can I say.


Im 5L9 now, will I live to see 6L0,,

the way things are going, I dont know.



Tell me why, are u,,,,so blind to see,,,

that zerginghell is bad for u and me.


//chorus: Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.


Power and the money ,, money and the power ,,

minute after minute ,,,,,,,hour after hour.

Everybody zerging ,, everyones seems wicked

all seems to bought,, the zergingtrain ticket.


They say I got to learn, many is here to teach me,

but I refuse,, so how can they reach me?,,

I guess they cant,, I guess they wont,,

thats why im coming to leave this front.


//chorus: Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.
Been spending NF lives, dieing in the zerglings paradise.


Tell me why, are u,,,,so blind to see,,,

that zerginghell is bad for u and me..................





Btw,,i think a fun and addictive game turned into zergmania,,not 4 me,,so if nothing happens when WoW comes,,im out of here(2 u who cares).

 

[Urme the Legend]

"I'm leaving when WoW gets here!!!111" <--- It's getting old and boring now.

Edit: but it was a nice song

 

[Xplo]

ok,,m8,,xD

 

[Dawn]

do you exist?

 

[Marc]

shit

 

[Funkybunny]

roflmao! i loved the im 5l9 now but will i ever see 6l0... pure class!

 

[Jarahl]

LOL superb m8, just superb

 

[M® Zîllâ]

lmao

 

[tookha]

Made me laugh allright

 

[Danamyr]

Class mate /salute

 

[Jika]

haha nice mate

 

[Meduza]

Im 5L9 now, will I live to see 6L0,,

the way things are going, I dont know.

U owe me a new laptop! Just took a slirp right be4 that line kicked in!!!

LOL

 

[Kagato]

heheh cute

 

[JuTzU_XD]

rofl

 

[Huntingtons]

nice ;-D

 

[Worfen]

Priceless /salute

 

[Gear]

Excellent! Well done

 

[Iorlas]

Btw,,i think a fun and addictive game turned into zergmania,,not 4 me,,so if nothing happens when WoW comes,,im out of here(2 u who cares).

Multiplayer game etc.....I don't.. Bye :kissit:

 

[Prisma/Sniper]

the truth

 

[Chronictank]

lol

 

[Kurik]

mwhah nice one

 

[Rage]

Greetings

Nice song, but sad =(

would be nice if you stayed on.

With regards
Rage

 

[Bigbadaboom]

Btw,,i think a fun and addictive game turned into zergmania,,not 4 me,,so if nothing happens when WoW comes,,im out of here(2 u who cares).

Multiplayer game etc.....I don't.. Bye :kissit:

Word of advice Iorlas: Be quiet so ppl only THINK u are stupid,,instead of opening ur mouth and Proving it.

 

[Gegge]

Power and the money ,, money and the power ,,
minute after minute ,,,,,,,hour after hour.
Everybody zerging ,, everyones seems wicked
all seems to bought,, the zergingtrain ticket.

found this a bit funny, when compared to the original text

 

[Gamah]

thought this would be lame, but turned out funneh

 

[Ilum]

whining is so much cooler when u make a rap out of it tbh

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=13872

 

[Bigbadaboom]

whining is so much cooler when u make a rap out of it tbh

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=13872

I agree

 

[Edaemos]

Oh how those whining that they willl leave for WoW because of zergs are gonna be shocked.

 

[Sendraks]

Strange, because I'm sure I remember reading something, waaaaay back, about DAoC providing the opportunity for "mass battles."

Does that ring any bells with anyone?
I certainly don't recall the selling point of DAoC being "enjoy the thrill of RvR combat by getting owned by an 8 man gank group."

I'm sure that while DAoC is very much a fantasy game its basis on the mass battles of medieval/dark ages combat is sound.

I certainly don't recall from history that the Saxons gave up fighting the Norman's due to their desire to "zerg" and how the Saxons wished for the old 8v8 gank groups they had with the Celts.