Sigurd
Banned
- Joined
- Dec 25, 2003
- Messages
- 911
Hi, happy birthday! Guess what, you know you thought you knew a lot about this game? You don't really... I mean lol... you're several patches behind and yet you still play Nazi wargames with artifacts, then cry on here to the rest of the uncaring nerd world. How do you sleep at night? You must be scared shitless that Cousin Myrl is going to poison your toothpaste, you suspicious, argumentative bastards. As if the artifacts weren't enough, there's the RvR... you go about that in a Hitleresque way - old Adolf would actually take off his hat to you, if he wore one, on the group arrangement. No longer is it a case of "you can't join us, you're not -insert fotm class-" but now "you can't join us, your spec isn't fotm" I mean there's people here that seriously believe their class is crap because some puffed up Nazi **** in a bomber jacket and horn-rimmed glasses tells them they are. Of course, it doesn't end there.... oh no.... you put up with customer service from a bunch of capitalist chimps with, let's face it, the public relation skills of a 35 year old gypsie grandmother.
And what is the saddest thing about all this? It's a game, and you're replacing your miserable little lives with "OMFG!!!11 HE TOOK MY ARTIFCATTT I WOZ CAMPONG IT 4EVAAA!!!11" newsflash... GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU INVALID TWERPS, THERE IS A REAL WORLD OUT THERE. Some of you will post claiming to have a husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend/sheep they occasionally have sex with, which naturally makes them feel better about themselves. Well guess what... an ugly horse transcending the gender ladder isn't something to be proud of. Yes, you, your wife is a minger. Stop convincing yourself you're normal, because you really aren't - and you never will be. On the plus side, you've only got 12/13 more years left in this world before you and cowface can take a long rest in the light of the next dinosaur killer. Anyway, I just wanted to say, have fun and enjoy your living morgue.
And what is the saddest thing about all this? It's a game, and you're replacing your miserable little lives with "OMFG!!!11 HE TOOK MY ARTIFCATTT I WOZ CAMPONG IT 4EVAAA!!!11" newsflash... GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU INVALID TWERPS, THERE IS A REAL WORLD OUT THERE. Some of you will post claiming to have a husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend/sheep they occasionally have sex with, which naturally makes them feel better about themselves. Well guess what... an ugly horse transcending the gender ladder isn't something to be proud of. Yes, you, your wife is a minger. Stop convincing yourself you're normal, because you really aren't - and you never will be. On the plus side, you've only got 12/13 more years left in this world before you and cowface can take a long rest in the light of the next dinosaur killer. Anyway, I just wanted to say, have fun and enjoy your living morgue.
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