You're all bastards!

[Tenko]

I had a crappy day yesterday...

... Basically I was 30 years old and it sucks

But to make it worse I got:

1) Just 3 birthday cards (My mum, the wife and me gran (bless 'er!). Nowt from the miserable bastards I work with and none from my skin flint mates.

2) One present. Admitably a nice present, the LotR: TT box set but as I've lost the remote control to my shitty DVD player I can't watch it.

3) Half my mates couldnt be arsed coming out for a drink over the weekend to celebrate/commiserate

4) Even though I took some cake and goodies to work, in an office tradition, no-one would come and get any. They did however eat the lot once I took it round to THEIR office, the twats.

But much worse than all that...


YOU SODS DIDN'T EVEN SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!


Right now I'm in the all time list of "miserable bastards with no friends" (see below). I am 3rd.



MISERABLE BASTARDS WITH NO FRIENDS: ALL TIME TOP TEN



10) Hitler
9) Satan
8) Satan's annoying little brother who used to interupt him while he was trying to play D&D with his mates
7) George W Bush
6) The Taxman
5) Traffic wardens
4) The man with the needle in the condom factory
3) ME!
2) The Grim Reaper
1) The old lady on the bus next to me yesterday who stank of piss

 

[Embattle]

Who are you again?

 

[Tom]

I never tell anybody about my birthday, that way I don't get disappointed.

 

[throdgrain]

Happy birthday , life sucks get over it

 

[Trem]

Actually one of the funniest posts in a while

HB geezer, I was 30 last year and it ain't that bad.

 

[S-Gray]

yeha but i heard the year after 30 is even worse...

Oh.. guess youd know that aye psy?

 

[Jonaldo]

There was like.. a HUGE 6 page birthday thread for you earlier but it must've got lost in the post or in that forum downtime! honest!*

Happy Birthday to you.

And don't go thinking you are really more popular than the piss smelling lady on the bus we all love her dearly**










*may not be 100% accurate
**may also not be 100% accurate

 

[kameleon]

I quite like Death too.

 

[Ch3tan]

Ooops, can't belive SG and I both missed this one

HB belated birthday Tenks.

 

[Summo]

Oh, nuts!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TENKO!

Quality post, too.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

1) The old lady on the bus next to me yesterday who stank of piss

... she must have moved to Maine - I smelled her at Hannaford's yesterday.

Anyway - Happy, happy birthday.

 

[Jupitus]

Happy Birthday Tenko

And Unc... that says LOADS. Asshat. Posting here. Where were you 2 effing days ago eh?

*grumbles and wanders off*

 

[djpringle]

Happy birthday

Thirty isn't all that bad and I think I ended up getting 2 cards this year...

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by Jupitus
Happy Birthday Tenko

And Unc... that says LOADS. Asshat. Posting here. Where were you 2 effing days ago eh?

*grumbles and wanders off*

Urk! I gave my condolences on the BS forums and demanded cake, yu0 old geezer!

Fine... fine... happy birthday, Jup! Let me hug your ankles!!

 

[sad_mung]

Happy belated birthday.
You are now all growed up.
30 aint bad....wait till you hit forty and the real mid-life crisis kicks in.

 

[Ash!]

Happy Birthday you Old Goat

*Ash quickly updates DOB on profile**

 

[Trem]

I'm loving my 30s so far, I suppose its because it hasn't dawned on me yet that I will be dead before I know it

 

[GDW]

Wish I was only 30

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Trem
it hasn't dawned on me yet that I will be dead before I know it...

....like GDW

 

[1tchy trigger]

I sent the old lady on the bus who stinks of piss a 'HB!' ... so she is teh win

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Trem
I suppose its because it hasn't dawned on me yet that I will be dead before I know it

If you die you are very unlikely to know it cos you will be dead.





Oh and Happy Birthday Tenko.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Tenko
1) The old lady on the bus next to me yesterday who stank of piss
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You on the same bus route as Dams? *hides*

HBB

get over it - youve got another next year

 

[~Mobius~]

HB, sorry we missed it.