Your song, dedicated to Horner!

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I want to dedicate this song for my fellow enemy Horner the sorc of albion! (also some credit to Shania Twain for making this song)

Horner, u don’t impress me much!
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a Sorc
That don't impress me much

So you got the ml9 chicken but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place

Okay, so you got rr5
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!

Okay, so you've got moc
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Horner or something...
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much



Thanks! :fluffle:
 

Kelio

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imo change to:

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the fight

and

I can't believe you kiss your char good night

;)
 

Duzic

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i also got a song for u faril and other players of midgard :D

Im just a n00b with not a skill
but when i RvR i insta kill !
for im in midgard oouuwww Midgard heeyy

We’ve only got one button,
Where mostly AFK
We dont know how to assist but we still rule OK
For we are midgard yeahhyeahh for we are Midgard heeey

*sniff sniff* Smells like easy mode...... MIDGARD!

uber song from the roleplaying theurg movie ;)
 
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Yea, the movie u posted? seen that, was great :p easymode, mkay .

Oh, forgot one thing in my song, but didnt have enough place to put it in. The boltrangemezz whine
 

Duzic

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nope i didnt post it :p

its just like the best daoc song ever ;) not like theres any other good ones tho! :flame:
 

rampant

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why is it beat-up-horny horner day today? - are you jealous that he keeps killing u? - or his chicken skills are better than you one-button-to-win-em-all skills?
 

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Surprising Death said:
I want to dedicate this song for my fellow enemy Horner the sorc of albion! (also some credit to Shania Twain for making this song)

Horner, u don’t impress me much!
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a Sorc
That don't impress me much

So you got the ml9 chicken but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place

Okay, so you got rr5
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!

Okay, so you've got moc
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Horner or something...
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much



Thanks! :fluffle:

thats shit. Youve changed about 3 words in the whole song.

And it took you 5 minutes do that?

Jesus wept
 

Calo

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Duzic said:
i also got a song for u faril and other players of midgard :D

Im just a n00b with not a skill
but when i RvR i insta kill !
for im in midgard oouuwww Midgard heeyy

We’ve only got one button,
Where mostly AFK
We dont know how to assist but we still rule OK
For we are midgard yeahhyeahh for we are Midgard heeey

*sniff sniff* Smells like easy mode...... MIDGARD!

uber song from the roleplaying theurg movie ;)
more like We are noobs and insta kill and we are proud of it! :D

I mean, we make u cry so hard they make even songs about us, beat that ;)
 

Calo

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rampant said:
why is it beat-up-horny horner day today? - are you jealous that he keeps killing u? - or his chicken skills are better than you one-button-to-win-em-all skills?
So plz explain right now

what are the one button's on

skald
thane
warrior
runemaster
berserker
shadowblade
hunter
shaman
savage
valkery
....

plz post me the insta-i-win-buttons!

Or maybe u figured already out that midgard has more then bd's & warlocks? i know its hard for the very few braincells u have.
 

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Surprising Death said:
You know the whole song? Know who wept... :puke:
Hey genius. Even a fucking monkey could see which words you changed.

You know, references to DAoC
 

majik

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Ok, so you can create a thread?
That don't impress me much.
No-no-nuh-no.
 
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rampant said:
why is it beat-up-horny horner day today? - are you jealous that he keeps killing u? - or his chicken skills are better than you one-button-to-win-em-all skills?
btw heey! i got more than one IWIN buttons, lets see: charge3, hamster, banespike, doublefrost, ml1+2+3, and charge3 again! :)
 

AngelHeal

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1 button ppl are: boneers warlocks shammy's (well ok 2, fart and dot)

and yeah thats about all classes u play atm:S
 

Calo

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Surprising Death said:
btw heey! i got more than one IWIN buttons, lets see: charge3, hamster, banespike, doublefrost, ml1+2+3, and charge3 again! :)
dont try, he's like konah, unable to use more then 1 braincell at a time, wait a few houres before he figured out that there are more then 1 button's on skald,zerkers,savaga's, shamans,thanes... the list is quite long!
 

majik

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AngelHeal said:
1 button ppl are: boneers warlocks shammy's (well ok 2, fart and dot)

and yeah thats about all classes u play atm:S
Applying for most clueless statement of the year are we?
 

Vodkafairy

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majik said:
Applying for most clueless statement of the year are we?
depends if he can compete against himself, just about all posts he makes are clueless ~~
 
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AngelHeal said:
1 button ppl are: boneers warlocks shammy's (well ok 2, fart and dot)

and yeah thats about all classes u play atm:S
lol, only shammy i have is named : Traktorlesba if it was me u were reffering too. Bd and warlock just got pl'ed to 37 and 38 for some bg fun :)
 

majik

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Vodkafairy said:
depends if he can compete against himself, just about all posts he makes are clueless ~~
Aww, poor person:(

I will donate to you, this very fine clue:

 

Flimgoblin

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Calo said:
Or maybe u figured already out that midgard has more then bd's & warlocks? i know its hard for the very few braincells u have.
must be hard for most of midgard too ;)
 

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