Your Office

[Ash!]

So imagine you are the big cheese, the head honcho, the gaffer. You have your on office a your place of work. What would you have in it and why ? Wall to wall Pron ??, Stella on Draught, Halle Berry as your PA ? You might even want just a chair and desk nothing else.

You may even be your own boss. What is the best environment for you to work in ?

 

[Maljonic]

If I had to have an office it would have: a desk, a chair, a telephone, a computer and some kind of plant; and a view of the Earth...

 

[PR.]

It would have AirConditioning and no Paper would be allowed past the door unless its post

 

[Meatballs]

sexy ladies acting as furniture so i can dip my wick whenever i feel like it hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh and it'd probably inolve a "phat pipe" (tm) with a supa pc :d

 

[mank!]

Draught guinness.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

A desk in the middle of a plantation, with Intel Centrino THIS IS POSSIBLE (OMGS WOW)

 

[stu]

500 lackeys, so I don't actually have to be there.

You all think so small.

 

[Sharma]

Just a regular one i guess, computer, desk, leather chair etc, oh and a fridge built into the wall loaded with beer

 

[pcg79]

Tiny room.

Door opens to ATM machine.

 

[darthshearer]

Originally posted by mank!
Draught guinness.

Ooooooooohhhh Stop it Mank! im drooling now

 

[Wij]

It would lock from the outside and have no windows and lights.

 

[(Shovel)]

Probably pretty conventional - though with additional gadgets to keep me amused.

Oh, and the outer wall would be made entirely of glass overlooking some fantastic view or other. Erm... office must not be south facing for now obvious reasons.

 

[Testin da Cable]

if I were the big kahona? I'd be relaxing on a sun drenched beach of my own personal tropical island getting coconut oil rubbed into my skin by several yummy wimmins while my myriad minions kept up the good work feeding my bank account. my latest batch of playmates sent to me by my friend Heff would be playing in the bay or hanging out on the boat ot the trimaran or up at the house dreaming up new and virtuoso ways to pleasure meh. nearby, under a parasol, Halle Berry would be keeping up with my mail and current affairs while sipping a lime daquirri and keeping an eye on my nobel peace prize.

 

[mr.Blacky]

Yeah but then I would call to say "back to work you!!!"

 

[Testin da Cable]

security? get this freak away from me!

 

[pcg79]

*drag Blacky away*

*replace with more Playmates*

 

[whipped]

I'd have to go with the desk, lovely chair, super computer, phat pipe and a huge, wall hanging, Plasma Screen with a complete collection of Red Dwarf on DVD, every console ever made and all my favorite games for them.

Absoulty no phone, don't want anyone contacting me.

Oh, install a bar with the barmaid I met last night serving me chilled Stella whenever I wanted and a Burger King situated in the office next door and it's getting close to the perfect office.

 

[Wij]

How do you propose to do any work. Why not just call it your fantasy room if you don't want to make any work-related references ?

Bloody topic-drifting scum.

 

[whipped]

Ok, my job would be head of games testing. Hence all the console. So nerrr!

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by whipped
Plasma Screen with a complete collection of Red Dwarf on DVD, every console ever made and all my favorite games for them.

 

[Wij]

Oh for cock's sake !!!1 Red Dwarf is like a learning impaired dwarf. It is neither big nor clever.

 

[wyrd_fish]

Red Dwarf is possibally one of the the most helarious programs on the telly, excluding Monty P, Blackadder and a few other select programs....

 

[Wij]

Red Dwarf makes me want to self-harm my helmet with a cheese-grater or something even worse as long as it stops me noticing that Red Dwarf is on the telly.

Sometimes I just switch the telly off instead though.

 

[Suckerpunch]

A very loud stereo

A minibar

Chasey Lain handing out mints.

Britney Spears giving out massages.

Christina Aguilera giving cockrubs.

 

[cjravey]

Originally posted by Wij
Red Dwarf makes me want to self-harm my helmet with a cheese-grater or something even worse as long as it stops me noticing that Red Dwarf is on the telly.

Sometimes I just switch the telly off instead though.

The first two series' (especially Waiting for God) have got a lot to say. They're also funny, and a group of young outsider-comics/weirdos/impressionists at their prime. Perhaps you've only seen later ones, or have a 'it's all a bit too wacky' / 'the effects aren't ILM' based issue?

/troll.

 

[Wij]

I'll agree that the first two series were watchable but hardly great stuff. From the third on they were just cock though and I would run out of the room rather than watch. It just loved itself too much. I remember watching a Red Dwarf 7 or 8 once. I can't imagine anyone laughed at any of it.

 

[cjravey]

Originally posted by Wij
I remember watching a Red Dwarf 7 or 8 once. I can't imagine anyone laughed at any of it.

Agreed.

 

[Wij]

 

[Yoni]

My office would contain:

Desk / Big Leather Chair / Gadgets for those moments of boredom / lappeh / plants / fridge (stocked with becks / water / pepsi max) / windows that open (I hate windows that dont) / climate control / coffee machine / video conferencing / and a decent gaming pc for moments of creative thought

 

[Wij]

And me of course !!!