Football Your NIGHTMARE team

[Vasconcelos]

I know there was a Your fav all time Dream Team thread not so long ago, so i thought it might be fun to make the opposite:

YOUR ALL TIME WORST TEAM.

Here is my shot at Real Madrid's. Lots of unknown names, but hey, wikipedia is your friend

------------Bizarri-----------

Secretario---Spasic---Pavon--Raul Bravo

-----------Pablo García-------
Faubert---------------------Baljic
----------Ogjenovic-------------

---------Congo----Canabal------

Coach: Vanderlei Luxemburgo

Amagaad! It gives me the creeps

 

[CorNokZ]

FHOT OFFICIAL BRAZILIAN FOOTY TEAM​

KEEPER

Ga​

DEFENCE

Finlando--Baca--D'angelinhosa Peres--Evildo​

MIDFIELD

DaCableisco--Montgomeriino--Russinho
Robinho​

STRIKERS

Riisberto--Fettischo​

BENCH

Værnisco, Petisco, DaCableisco, Robaldo(will never get on the pitch),​

MANAGER

Mitchandro Peres​

 

[Wonk]

Keeper: Christiansen
Defence: Pospech - Zanka - Antonsson - Wendt
Midfield: Kvist - Nørregaard - Hutchinson - Vingaard
Strikers: Pascal Simpson - N'Doye

 

[CorNokZ]

Was a fucking nightmare

 

[old.Tohtori]

------------Pinhead-----------

Bates---Dracula---Ghostface--Girl from Ring

-----------Alien queen-------
Leatherface---------------------Krueger
----------Jason-------------

---------Candyman----Jigsaw------

Coach: Hannibal lecter​

 

[Wonk]

no Woodgate vasc? Cassano could be a candidate aswell, although he did score once.

edit: oh, and welcome back.

 

[Calaen]

GK

----------Tiabi-----------​

Def

Wallwork---Berg---Silvestre
​

Mid

Chadwick---kleberson---Djemba Djemba---Blomqvist​

Str

Bellion---Smith---Dublin​

Ok so it's plain to fucking see I can;t use indents, or have any fucking clue how to format that shit to work

Worst man utd starting 11 for me. Manager - Ron Atkinson!

 

[CorNokZ]

Weird.. Cause Djemba Djemba is currently the fucking shit in Denmark

 

[Vasconcelos]

no Woodgate vasc? Cassano could be a candidate aswell, although he did score once.

edit: oh, and welcome back.

Yes heh! he was a strong candidate tho I think i would put him in the bench. He was superb with his amazing skills to score ....... IN HIS OWN BLOODY GOAL

But if u think Woodgate was bad, you should have seen Spasic in the 80s. He made Woody look like Franz fucking Beckenbauer

 

[gohan]

-----------------charles itanji-----------------------
josemi ---phil babb--- stephen wright --- djimi traore
Antonio Nunez--- Lucas (ye thats right) --- bolo zenden
------------------- Karl Hienze Riedler-------------
--------Sean Dundee --- Andrie Voronin----------





all starters for decent amount of games in thier time for some inexplicable reason


(this is about how shit they were at liverpool cos i know zenden used to be good as did voronin)

 

[Aoami]

phil babb rocked

 

[gohan]

phil babb rocked

rocked his cock...... against the post xD

 

[Ch3tan]

Any team managed by Rafa Benitez, bound to be a nightmare team that will never win a league title.

 

[Ezteq]

clowns tbh, that'd be my nightmare team. I fucking hate those dudes.

 

[Vasconcelos]

clowns tbh, that'd be my nightmare team. I fucking hate those dudes.

Then Im sure you would love "IT - The Movie"

 

[gunner440]

rocked his cock...... against the post xD

That was so painful. I felt the pain just watching it on TV. How he recovered only he knows.

 

[Lethul]

-----------------charles itanji-----------------------
josemi ---phil babb--- stephen wright --- djimi traore
Antonio Nunez--- Lucas (ye thats right) --- bolo zenden
------------------- Karl Hienze Riedler-------------
--------Sean Dundee --- Andrie Voronin----------





all starters for decent amount of games in thier time for some inexplicable reason


(this is about how shit they were at liverpool cos i know zenden used to be good as did voronin)

I'd say its very unfair to but Lucas and Voronin there. Lucas have been on of the better players so far this season and Voronin is just generally disliked. He have had a decent goal/game ratio in Liverpool so far.

But then again I'm not born in Liverpool so for me Lucas ain't the worst player in the team and Carra should be on the bench.

 

[Ezteq]

Then Im sure you would love "IT - The Movie"

aw man the book is freeking awesome; can't imagine the film would even touch that on the fright scale tbh (actually slept with lights on rofl)

 

[Olgaline]

booo