You Must Choose!

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Gef

Guest
Choose A or B!

A. EVERYTIME you sit down, you HAVE to start playing with yourself, most times you masturbate to completion. This isn't something you can control, you MUST do it, and usually, it's a mess (Once you "finish", you can stop playing with yourself).

B. You're ears produce so much gooey, runny ear wax, you have to wear specially made ear muffs at all times. Its like you have a runny nose, but its coming out of your ears. This doesn't affect your hearing.

LOL, classic site, there are some real warped people out there ;)

http://www.youmustchoose.com/
 
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nath

Guest
Gef, with the deepest sincerity, THANKYOU for giving me something to do for the rest of the afternoon until work finishes :D
 
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Gef

Guest
A. There’s a little green monkey that comes into your room every night after you fall asleep and fucks you in the ear.

B. When you pee, it burns like someone has a lighter lit on your genitals. There is no cure.

Choose!

LOL this site rules, or maybe i'm just a bit warped :rolleyes:
 
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-Ultimate

Guest
monkey3.jpg


"Did someone call me?"

(cba to colour it green and 1-800-SUMMO was engaged :( )
 
S

Sir Frizz

Guest
That site is the only site since stickdeath to bring me to tears of laughter. :D

Interesting though:

A) [*]Extremely fat yet has an oddly beautiful face.

B) [*]Extremely fit yet has a hideously ugly face.




(A btw for me, and the site is exactly at 50 -50)
 

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