You know you play DAOC too much when...

[Simemir]

looking to buy a house, and a property in Merlin Close seems to catch the eye more than the rest

 

[delete]

you wish u had /stick irl

 

[Tiawhyn]

You know you play to much daoc when :



you make threads on a daoc forum about "you know when you play doac to much "

 

[Freezerburn]

you order a gravestone for yourself saying: "paying 100 plat for a rez"

 

[Takhasis]

You try n stealth past the shop assistant with a six-pack of bud, almost make it, but get zerged by a fg of guards at the door.....

sigh.

 

[Deepfat]

When your wife cons purple is when the real trouble starts...

 

[Overdriven]

you order a gravestone for yourself saying: "paying 100 plat for a rez"

/agree ;o

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Seeing 2 angry dogs on the street and wonder if they baff , and how big the agro range is ;P

 

[Brite]

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[Cmos]

you get "wife aggro" and detaunt dont work

 

[Airalith]

when your off down the pub and you think, i wonder if itd be a good idea to bind at teh BP garage? that way when im finished i wont have to travel so far

 

[Naffets]

When your wife cons purple is when the real trouble starts...

Red con is worse

 

[pikeh]

when you take a regular trip to the bank and say "just gonna go and see whats in my vault"

you wish you had /broad chat at the pub


you get a cardboard tube of some kind and start "garrotting" random objects.


when your at the gym and wish you had stocked up on end potions before hand.


realise that you didnt actually drink that nereid potion at the swimming pool, so you cant actually stay underwater for an hour.


when your at the busstop and ask a passer by for "10s for portal please mate"


have to battle your way through 100 french tourists in canterbury and think "what i would give for a mezz poison right now..."


actually say "LOL" instead of laughing.

 

[Dukat]

you order a gravestone for yourself saying: "paying 100 plat for a rez"

 

[necromania]

or when your at some kind of party , sees the front door opens and /yells INC!!.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm sure i wrote a bunch of these in another thread, but here's one:

You ask the ticket sales peson in a train, when the train is waiting at a station: "Why the zonelag?"

 

[Daedalus]

When you want to nuke your neighbor for playing terrible moosic :/

 

[Roadie]

in a leacture last year i suddenly got rly worryed cos when every1 stood up and went for the door at the end i thought i was gona lag and not get out for ages :z

your walking behind someone and wish you could /stick them and just think about something else