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old.Tohtori
Guest
Just a few "wake up" notifications to people. Very educational. Honest..oh fuck it...it's stuff!
You know when you've surfed the net too much when you:
Press F5 to refresh IRC.
Shut down applications for more memory for explorer windows.
When you remember the address for that funny link you saw by heart: www.3244gator.com\~eruti\2344.htm\uberfunneh.mov
Visit the link two times an hour for updates on the movie.
You know when you've played too much DAoC when you:
Press F5 to get a pop.
Start giving your weapons/armor names.
Create a new account to make an even 20 chars.
Know more about your guildmates then about your family.
Treat your guildmates better then your family.
Forget to eat or drink because you don't ingame.
Stop to eat or drink ingame but not offgame.
Stick to graymobs just to see how long the estimated lifespawn of that particular mob is.
Tell it to your guildmates.
Test the estimate lifespawn of a guildmate.
Tell it to a graymob.
Have a meaningful discussion with a mob.
Kill the mob for being wrong.
Tell it to your guildmates.
Tell stuff to your guildmates with an unguilded character.
Scream at them for being wrong.
You know when you've had too much to drink when you:
Aim your steps towards the wall to walk straight.
Aim the rim of your glass for your forehead to get it in your mouth.
Drink from an empty glass.
Claim that the barstool dancing with the gray flamingo is gay.
Hit on the barstool.
Take the barstool home.
Ask the cabdriver to take you home. Where you grew up. Roughly 150 miles south.
Ask him/her for a nightshot.
Ask the people living there for one too.
Play hide and seek with your drink.
Forget where you hid the drink and shout "I give up!" to it.
Tell the new drink that the old one is still hiding.
Ask the new drink to find it.
Complain to the bartender on the poor tracking skills of your last pint.
You know when you've read too many "Teh Seel" threads when you:
Read them again for a hidden meaning.
Send links of the threads to your workmates and realise they don't know Teh Seel.
Start to understand the threads.
Hit on women in bars by saying you know Teh Seel.
Hit on women anywhere claiming you are Teh Seel.
Don't explain who Teh Seel is after you claim to be Teh Seel.
Find that an orange is far more educated in the field of modern day nuclear fission science then an educated guess of a desert rat.
Proove yourself wrong by sticking a feather in your ear and calling it Bob.
Wake up early, real early, in the morning so you can be the first one to reply to a new thread by Teh Seel.
More coming, have to work a bit...
You know when you've surfed the net too much when you:
Press F5 to refresh IRC.
Shut down applications for more memory for explorer windows.
When you remember the address for that funny link you saw by heart: www.3244gator.com\~eruti\2344.htm\uberfunneh.mov
Visit the link two times an hour for updates on the movie.
You know when you've played too much DAoC when you:
Press F5 to get a pop.
Start giving your weapons/armor names.
Create a new account to make an even 20 chars.
Know more about your guildmates then about your family.
Treat your guildmates better then your family.
Forget to eat or drink because you don't ingame.
Stop to eat or drink ingame but not offgame.
Stick to graymobs just to see how long the estimated lifespawn of that particular mob is.
Tell it to your guildmates.
Test the estimate lifespawn of a guildmate.
Tell it to a graymob.
Have a meaningful discussion with a mob.
Kill the mob for being wrong.
Tell it to your guildmates.
Tell stuff to your guildmates with an unguilded character.
Scream at them for being wrong.
You know when you've had too much to drink when you:
Aim your steps towards the wall to walk straight.
Aim the rim of your glass for your forehead to get it in your mouth.
Drink from an empty glass.
Claim that the barstool dancing with the gray flamingo is gay.
Hit on the barstool.
Take the barstool home.
Ask the cabdriver to take you home. Where you grew up. Roughly 150 miles south.
Ask him/her for a nightshot.
Ask the people living there for one too.
Play hide and seek with your drink.
Forget where you hid the drink and shout "I give up!" to it.
Tell the new drink that the old one is still hiding.
Ask the new drink to find it.
Complain to the bartender on the poor tracking skills of your last pint.
You know when you've read too many "Teh Seel" threads when you:
Read them again for a hidden meaning.
Send links of the threads to your workmates and realise they don't know Teh Seel.
Start to understand the threads.
Hit on women in bars by saying you know Teh Seel.
Hit on women anywhere claiming you are Teh Seel.
Don't explain who Teh Seel is after you claim to be Teh Seel.
Find that an orange is far more educated in the field of modern day nuclear fission science then an educated guess of a desert rat.
Proove yourself wrong by sticking a feather in your ear and calling it Bob.
Wake up early, real early, in the morning so you can be the first one to reply to a new thread by Teh Seel.
More coming, have to work a bit...
