You kicked my dog !!!!

Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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It's actually older than old, thats a remake of a classic set of tapes from the 80's, will dig them out and post some time.

Includes... CB by the phone, I can't afford a CB so I'm using the phone instead.

Buying a Fiat 500...has it got Razor wheels on the back?

The car you are selling is shite.

Caught masturbating on the town hall steps.

My wife says does it have an MOT?

Absofuckinglootly side splittin funny....ah the good old days before last number redial.
 

Ezteq

Queen of OT
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lol i used to work in a telemarketing office (spit) and the guys sent this crank call taped message to one of the new lads from an irate father whos 15 year old daughter was up the duff the new guy was almost in tears (apparantly he did pull a young lass a while back) he was so distraught we were all watching through the door looked like he was going to cry Muwahahahaha
 

old.Tohtori

FH is my second home
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I kill you...


You're going to kill us?!


Ooh just kidding!

Class... *wipes tear*
 

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