Yobs in Swindon

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Sawtooth

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Had the misfortune to witness the end of a car window smashing sprea in Swindon a few nights ago. The buggers smashed 7 car windows (side windows) with prolly a hammer. They alternated as they went down the street so every car in between was untouched. I woke up and popped my head out of my window to see 2 lads who quickly ran around the corner into an alley. The thing is if I hadnt done that my car was next in line ....phew.

The old bill turned up the next day and said they had actually done 30 cars that night. There's a hostel at the top of our hill that looks after young offenders. 4 of them were held by the police after a neighbour spotted them entering the hostel shortly after. The crime in our area has escallated of late. Makes me want to move house.
 
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Furr

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hmmmm, this country is falling to bits, the goverment should realise their pansy ways aren't working.

Bring back public floggings etc... then the crime rate should plumit
 
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Maljonic

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reinstate the monarchy tute sweet.


































pretty chitty bang bang we love you:)
 
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Lester

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Did I tell you my dad flew that??



Bring back the stocks btw!!
 
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Durzel

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Bring back capital punishment I say, it's the only way they'll learn.

(huhu get it?)
 
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GDW

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Buy a gun and shoot them, thats what I did.:mgwhore:
 
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Sawtooth

Guest
Originally posted by mank!
Whereabouts in Swindon are you?


I live on Dryden street. They apparently walked down from Old town smashing the windows as they went....nice.
 
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mank!

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Originally posted by Sawtooth
I live on Dryden street. They apparently walked down from Old town smashing the windows as they went....nice.

Lovely :/
 
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Sir Frizz

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Beatings should be brought back to the schools.

Seriously.
 
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Tom

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This is clearly the fault of irresponsible DIY chains selling hammers to children.

We should ban the sale of hammers immediately.
 
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mank!

Guest
Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
This is clearly the fault of irresponsible DIY chains selling hammers to children.

We should ban the sale of hammers immediately.

I feel it's clearly the fault of the parents for giving birth to these hooligans in the first place.

We should castrate everyone immediately.
 
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mr.Blacky

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Starting with Mank! and then perhaps reconsider :p
 
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stu

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They should build a wall round Swindon and burn it to the fucking ground.

Then repeat with Bradford, Oldham, and Leicester.
 
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mank!

Guest
Originally posted by mr.Blacky
Starting with Mank! and then perhaps reconsider :p

I'm way off having kids yet! At least let me indulge in some pre-marital sex.
 
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Maljonic

Guest
they should all be transferred to an off-shore hooligan rig.
 
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Pro]v[etheus

Guest
I blame games like Counter Strike etc etc....

/Me lights blue touch paper and retreats to a safe distance.
 

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