YES!! TdC finally gets one of these

[Testin da Cable]

and there was me wondering what all the fuss was about

From: <williamsdaniel2@phantomemail.com>
Subject: Please email me now !


FROM: MR WILLIAMS DANIEL

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO.

REPLY TO EMAIL ADDRESS: williamsd1@rediffmail.com


Dear Friend,


SEEKING YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE.

Please Permit me to make your acquaintance in so
informal a manner. This is necessitated by my urgent
need to reach a dependable and trust wordy foreign
partner. This request may seem strange and
unsolicited but I will crave your indulgence and pray
that you view it seriously. My name is MR STANLEY GRAYHAM of the Democratic Republic of Congo and One of the
close aides to the former President of the Democratic
Republic of Congo LAURENT KABILA of blessed
memory, may his soul rest in peace.

Due to the military campaign of LAURENT KABILA to
force out the rebels in my country, I and some of my
colleagues were instructed by Late President Kabila
to go abroad to purchase arms and ammunition worth of
Twenty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars only (US$20,500,000.00) to fight the rebel
group. But when President Kabila was killed in a
bloody shoot-out by one of his aide a day before we
were schedule to travel out of Congo, We immediately
decided to divert the fund into a private security
company here in Congo for safe keeping. The security
of the said amount is presently being threatened here
following the arrest and seizure of properties of Col.
Rasheidi Karesava (One of the aides to Laurent Kabila)
a tribesman, and some other Military Personnel from
our same tribe, by the new President of the Democratic
Republic of Congo, the son of late President Laurent
Kabila, Joseph Kabila.

In view of this, we need a reliable and trustworthy
foreign partner who can assist us to move this money
out of my country as the beneficiary.
WE have sufficient ''CONTACTS'' to move the fund under
Diplomatic Cover to a security company in the europe
in your name. This is to ensure that the Diplomatic
Baggage is marked ''CONFIDENTIAL'' and it will not
pass through normal custom/airport screening and
clearance.

Our inability to move this money out of Congo all

This while lies on our lack of trust on our supposed
good friends (western countries) who suddenly became
hostile to those of us who worked with the late
President Kabila, immediately after his son took
office. Though we have neither seen nor met each
other, the information We gathered from an associate
who has worked in your country has encouraged and
convinced us that with your sincere assistance, this
transaction will be properly handled with modesty
and honesty to a huge success within two weeks. The
said money is a state fund and therefore requires a
total confidentiality.

Thus, if you are willing to assist us move this fund
out of Congo, you can contact me through my email
address above with your telephone, fax number and
personal information to enable us discuss the
modalities and what will be your share
(percentage) for assisting us.

I must use this opportunity and medium to implore You
to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this Matter
extraordinarily confidential, Whatever your Decision,
while I await your prompt response. Thank you and

GodBless.


Best Regards

MR WILLIAMS DANIEL

woo. some mothers do have 'em

 

[Nylex]

I got that too :/.

 

[kameleon]

heh, i've had em from his wife and son

 

[Tom]

forward them to spamcop

 

[old.?]

Reply with some bogus info, I'd like to see what the reply would be.

 

[Mellow-]

I get bored reading this shit, someone summarise?

 

[Yaka]

heh, i got a fax similar to this, think mcintrye did a bbc documentrie on this a while back.

 

[Clowneh!]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=411

...old but funny

 

[Tom]

I used to get emails from chinese companies selling their wares, so I started replying with the following

Dear sir

Thank you for the coded weapons order. All the munitions are being shipped now, I presume that you will not use any of the weapons on civilians. May your glorious struggle for freedom from the Chinese state continue to victory!

Long live the true Emperor!

Stopped getting them after a while....

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Remind me not to trust TDC with anything *confidential* if the first thing he does is post it on a public forum

You've probably just condemned the whole nation of the Congo to rule of tirany and oppression....sleep tight

 

[Will]

Ahh, but all that money can save the US economy.

 

[.cage]

you must be very proud of yourself

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
and there was me wondering what all the fuss was about





woo. some mothers do have 'em

I got that fooking ages a go

 

[Testin da Cable]

it seems some peeps have been getting them on a daily basis heh. that was the first for me though. I have even been getting SMS/text based spam lately. ugh.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Johnny Bravo
Remind me not to trust TDC with anything *confidential* if the first thing he does is post it on a public forum

You've probably just condemned the whole nation of the Congo to rule of tirany and oppression....sleep tight

Oh dear. Get back on the sunshine bus lad. The rear window needs cleaning.

 

[Testin da Cable]

if bods the driver lets you on that is

 

[danger]

Can I just be serious for a second.... Spam.... I'm dead against it....

 

[Wij]

I'm all for it. Keep it coming.

Yay.

 

[Testin da Cable]

only mail you get innit wij

*uploads wij@barrys.com to all the massmailers*

 

[Embattle]

I just received a different one today, not Congo this time....but Nigeria:

From: edejohn@hknetmail.com
Subject: SEEKING ASSISTANCE.


DEPARTMENT OF PETROLUEM RESOURCES
DPR Building, Victoria Island, Lagos.

FROM THE OFFICE OF: DR. JOHN EDEWOR(MNIM)
TEL: 234-8023385682.

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

TRANSFER OF US$10.5M(TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) & BUSINESS INVESTMENTS
PARTNERSHIP.

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in
this transaction, this is by virtue of its nature as
being utterly confidential and top secret as you were
introduced to us in confidence through the Nigerian
Chamber of Commerce, Foreign Trade Division.

I am Dr. John Edewor, the Secretary of the Federal
Government of Nigeria Contract Award and Monitoring
Committee (CAMC) of the Department of Petroluem Resources (DPR) Sometime ago, a contract was awarded to a
conglomerate of Foreign Companies by my committee on
behalf of PTF, the contract was over-invoiced to the
tune of US $10.5 Million.This was done deliberately,
the over-invoicing was a deal by members of my
committee to benefit from the project, we now desire
to transfer the money, which is presently in a
suspense account of PTF in the Central Bank of Nigeria
(CBN) into an overseas account which we expect you to
provide

We have agreed that the following funds will be shared
thus after it has been paid into your account;
a) 20% of the money will go to you for acting as
the beneficiary of the fund.
b) 10% has been set aside as an abstract projection
for reimbursement to both parties for incidental
expenses that may be incurred in the course of the
transaction.
c) 70% to us the government officials (which we
wish to commence an important business in conjunction
with you).

I Would Require
a) Name and address of Company/ Beneficiary
b) Account details/Benenficiary

The above information would be used to make formal
applications as a matter of procedure for the release
of the money and onward transfer to your nominated
account.

It does not matter whether or not your company or you
does contract projects of the nature described here,
the assumption is that you won a major contract and
subcontracted it out to other companies, more often
than not, big trading companies or individuals of
unrelated field win major contracts and subcontracts
to more specialized firms for execution of such
contracts.

We have strong and reliable connections and contacts
at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and The Federal
Ministry of Finance and we have no doubts at all that
this money will be released and transferred if we get
the necessary foreign partners to assist us in this
deal. Therefore, when the business is successfully
concluded we shall through the same connections
withdraw all documents used from all the concerned
government ministries for 100% security.

We want this money to be transferred to the foreign
account which you are going to provide bearing in mind
that our civil service code of conduct forbids us from
owning foreign company or running foreign account, all
expenses regarding the account opening if not already
in existence shall be borne by you, all expenses are
however reimbursable as already stated above on
conclusion of business.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter if you
are interested and send the required infomations mentioned
through my email. For more details on this
business please call me. The Telephone may be busy,
please keep on trying till you get through.

I wait in anticipation of your cooperation.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. John Edewor(MNIM)






-------------------------------------------------
HKNETMAIL.COM Free WEB MAIL Service by HKNET

It does make me wonder how many people fall for this shit

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh. makes you wonder indeed

 

[Summo]

Fuck you, they need our help!

 

[Wilier]

We have a refinery in Nigeria.

erm...........

 

[Testin da Cable]

I just realised you are the evil mastermind behind these scams Wilier. Time to own up eh? EH?

 

[old.Fweddy]

Damn you Wilier! Give me my money back!

 

[Wilier]

muhaaaaahahahhahaaa...................

 

[Testin da Cable]

ph34R teh evul mastermind!!1

 

[Testin da Cable]

n00000!!

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED:

HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
DEAR SIR / MADAM,

I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.

IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY.

MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST.

THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS.

BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.

MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER.

UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT.

WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF THE ALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER.


I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL.


I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER.

I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.

SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,

GEORGE WALKER BUSH


Switchboard: 202.456.1414 Comments: 202.456.1111 Fax: 202.456.2461 Email:
president@whitehouse.gov --

 

[Wilier]

you made that up, didnt you, admit it, gowaaan.

 

[Testin da Cable]

aparently it's the work of some well known american activist