Yay!

[Loxleyhood]

And lo, Loxleyhood's grandmother did decend upon his household, and yea, she did bring mistletoe, and yea, Loxleyhood did flee, but lo, the scent of homemade grandmother brand mince pies did tempt our hero and lo, it was good.

Also got grandmother kissed. Yeuk.

 

[Daws]

I love family.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Grandfather has brought magic tricks. Now it feels like Christmas.

 

[Daws]

My grandparents are separated, so I have Grandma not Granddad

 

[Flesh]

I love family.

I'll swop you your family for my blue potato!

 

[Loxleyhood]

I have just been informed it is my turn to dress up as Santa to entertain the little ones tomorrow.





My little cousin better appreciate this when she's older.

 

[Daws]

Am I reading wrongly between the lines or do you want something from your little cousin when she's older?

 

[Daws]

I'll swop you your family for my blue potato!

hmm that's a tough one, nah my grandma has loads of potatoes I'm sure I can find a blue one

 

[Loxleyhood]

Don't be a pervert.

On the subject of being a pervert talking to my gf on msn. She asks that I have the santa outfit ready for when she comes around tomorrow.

 

[Daws]

There's nothing perverted about your girlfriend wanting to roleplay at visiting santa

 

[etcetra]

Well, i bet you didnt get sex-stories including sexy underwear and no underwear!

 

['Shy]

hmm that's a tough one, nah my grandma has loads of potatoes I'm sure I can find a blue one

Has she got a green one to swop for my red one?

 

['Shy]

Don't be a pervert.

On the subject of being a pervert talking to my gf on msn. She asks that I have the santa outfit ready for when she comes around tomorrow.

I thought she only lived across the street? And you're talking to her on MSN?!

 

[Fedaykin]

i like pie tbh

 

[Sissyfoo]

What an interesting tale, Lox. What other crap will you be regaling us with next?

 

[Flesh]

No, I don't live next to him, I live in Nottingham. oO

 

[Daws]

Why not? I talk to my neighbour on MSN

And no shy, green ones are rare, whereas your red one well, they are common as muck so you'll have to get 20 red ones for her green one.

 

[Loxleyhood]

[QUOTE='Shy]I thought she only lived across the street? And you're talking to her on MSN?![/QUOTE]
Well, I'm not going to go round there at 10:30 just to talk. Jeeez.

 

[Daws]

Well put lox

 

[Loxleyhood]

Damn right. It's cold out!

 

['Shy]

Why not? I talk to my neighbour on MSN

And no shy, green ones are rare, whereas your red one well, they are common as muck so you'll have to get 20 red ones for her green one.

Well I don't mind a lower quality green one for my red one. And I could always throw in potato chipper too.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Things are good in the house. The fire has been lit, Grandfather is well on his way to drunk and Grandmother is making god knows what in the kitchen. Tomorrow the rest of the family arrives and we do the thing. I am happy.

 

['Shy]

Sweet. Tomorrow I go to work Then I go to the supermarket to stock up on beer Then I come home and me and the bf eat pie and drink beer. Then the following day we drive up to his parents and do the family thing. Then I go visit my mum. Then we come home and go back to work! Hurray for holidays!

 

[Daws]

You're only taking one day off? /me s******s

 

[Daws]

LOL, you can't "s n i g g e r" on this forum, because it filters out the obvious naughty word!

 

[Loxleyhood]

Classic. If I could be arsed I would think of a word with **** built into it.

 

['Shy]

Well, weekend in between ofc..

 

['Shy]

Classic. If I could be arsed I would think of a word with **** built into it.

There's a town up north called Scunthorpe

 

[Flesh]

Tomorrow the rest of the family arrives and we do the thing. I am happy.

I hope the "thing" doesn't involve your cousin either.

 

['Shy]

[QUOTE='Shy]There's a town up north called Scunthorpe[/QUOTE]

O M G ^^