Yaaaaarrr!

[Cyfr]

Ahoy!! It's that time o' t' year again, talk like a prirate day 2004!

Yaaaaaaaaaar!

if you don't like pirates how'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? failin' that, walk t' plank

 

[Sissyfoo]

Yarr, sounds like ye be havin' a case o' genital warts thar, laddy!

 

[tRoG]

Arrrrrrr, the boy don't be meanin' no harm, matey!

YarRrRRRrrrRRRrrrr!

 

[Frizz]

*Returns to impregnating the imaginary overies in my right-hand*

 

[Insane]

oh do fuck off

 

[Munkey]

oh do fuck off, yarrrrrrr

it be talkin like a pirate day, not landlubber day, yarrr

 

[Tilda]

Yarr?

 

[pcg79]

Yarr?

yarr! that be the spirits, me hearties!

 

[TdC]

arrrrrRRR shiver me timbers!!!

 

[Tilda]

Read here:
http://buccaneer.boourns.net/song.php
Download here:
http://buccaneer.boourns.net/piratesong.zip
Sing along!
Arrrrrr

 

[Bullitt]

True pirates sing this shipmates:

Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward: A sailin´ out to sea.
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!

Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.

Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at!

Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear plugs!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.

Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.

Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.

Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!

Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!

Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin´!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singing´...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.

Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.

Yarrr.mp3

 

[Sissyfoo]

:worthy:

I love that song (and that game!)

 

[tRoG]

Arrr, I be needin' a belly full o' rum before you'll be catchin' me singing that, Yarrrrrrr!

 

[Doh_boy]

yarrr, I be just getting up after an impromptu night out. yaarrrr







ouch

 

[mank!]

yarr all wankers

 

[Tilda]

yarr all wankers

YARRRR... oh, wait,

 

[tRoG]

Arrrr, I say we keel-haul 'im, maties! Yarrrrrrrr!

 

[Mazling]

yarr

 

[Teren]

Yarrrrrr! Me suggest we pillage the shop and gettum us some keyboards made for real pirates! ARRRG!

 

[Bodhi]

Oh this wasn't shit last time round. And, of course, it isn't shit this time round either.

/me notices who started the thread
/me says no more

 

[gremlin]

Lets avatar do the talking

moo

 

[Panda On Smack]

As an adult this thread makes me cringe.

It's actually so sad to see grown men pretend to be virtual prirates.

 

[Cyfr]

The men on radio1 were being irl pirates today..

Oh and bodhi, scrape the barnacles off of me rudder

 

[Panda On Smack]

Someone on the radio doing it as well really doesnt justify it either to be honest.

Not claiming to be some sort of super mature grown up but being a pirate is a no-no.

 

[Cyfr]

Men where pirates, since when was it a kids thing

 

[Trem]

gettum

Talk like a red indian day?

 

[Dr_Weasel]

It shivers me timbers to think I nearly forgot to dig out the ole avatar

Yarrr.

 

[tRoG]

Arrr, ye've got no sense of fun, maties!

 

[Lorra]

Yarrr there', i'd be thinkin' that they'd be alo' a crap post'd h'ere.

 

[Ch3tan]

yaaarrr arrrrrr

*swashbuckling*