[WTS] Friar Unique's

[pudzy]

Hello there!

A small saracen lady with massive breasts walks into the trading room and put's her travel pack on the table.

"Hear me! <she bangs on the table>, I return from my journey with wares for sale!"

She reaches into her bag and pulls out a small ring and places it on the table..

"This ring is unique! I call it the Fervent Wrap!"

"The wearer will recieive.."

" +4 to Enhancements"
"+4 to Parry"
"+14 to Hits"
"3% Energy Resist"

"Any bidder's who want this will have to make a minumum offer of 200g, else there will be no sale!"

The young lady reachs into her bag, the men gasp as she leans forward..

The lady pulls a necklace out of her bag and places it on the table, it glimmers in the candle light as she does so.

"This Necklace is unique! I call it the Thunderer Choker!"

"The wearer will recieive.."

"%4 to Spirit Resist"
"+4 to Staff"
"+9 to Dexterity"
"+3 to Parry"

"Any bidders for this item will also have to bid the minimum of 200g!"

The young lady sits at the table with the objects infront of her and listens to the bids...

 

[old.GeForce]

Originally posted by pudzy
A small saracen lady with massive breasts walks into the trading room.

200g! (if you put a bag over your head)

 

[Spamb0t]

whats the price for the small saracen lady with the massive breasts?

 

[pudzy]

Originally posted by Spamb0t
whats the price for the small saracen lady with the massive breasts?

 

[Silence]

no belt? my only interst is now the breasts

 

[SFXman]

I bid 200g for each one.
So 400g in total for both

 

[old.GeForce]

Originally posted by SFXman
I bid 200g for each one.
So 400g in total for both

the breasts or the items?

 

[SFXman]

Hehe, items of course

Don't want someone's mind's creation's breasts.

 

[pudzy]

lol

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by pudzy
lol

Anyway, how long will you wait for new bids?

I offer 400g for both in total.

 

[pudzy]

Tomorow night m8, like 7pm gmt

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by pudzy
Tomorow night m8, like 7pm gmt

Ok mate, good to know.

 

[shanks]

Such stlong roleplaying bs, totally ficitional too. Saracens dont have breasts newb. :x

 

[pudzy]

Originally posted by shanks
Such stlong roleplaying bs, totally ficitional too. Saracens dont have breasts newb. :x

MINE DOES!