Wrecked, ruined. Mercy, please.

[cHodAX]

Went to a female friends 26th birthday bash last night, we all ended up in a salsa club in Manchester at 3am totally wrecked on tequila, 7 hours on and I am starting to get the shakes. God knows how but I managed to pull a cracker called Gemma who I am supposed to be meeting for lunch at 1pm, right now I am not even in a fit state to meet the postman! She got me up dancing, had a go at salsa and was totally useless but by god I am sore this today, those Latino folk are hardcore doing that all night long. My hips feel like they need an MRI scan this morning!

Tequila is evil, just don't do it!

 

[cHodAX]

Is it normal for your head to hurt when you breathe?

 

[Thorwyn]

Wake-up juice - Futurepedia - The Back to the Future Wiki

 

[Ch3tan]

Ahh good, you feel like me this morning. Far too much rum, then vodka then champers. I hurt.

Maybe you should reschedule that date

 

[Ezteq]

lol I was on the mulled wine last night with added brandy and rum... Cho man up you baby, tequila is the drink of the GODS!!!

p.s. g'luck with Gemma, and I demand pics of this salsa dancing you did!

 

[Tuthmes]

tequila is the drink of the GODS!!

The evil gods!

 

[cHodAX]

There shall be no pics of my dancing until I can at least look normal doing it, fully pissed and trying to dance at 100mph is a death defying feat that my body is going to need to practice alot before I don't look utterly stupid.

Oh and try drinking tequila with a bunch of bloody Cuban's, they are a nation of salsa dancing alcoholics! Those boys can drink hardcore, really hardcore, I didn't even try to keep up and I am not exactly tea-total myself. Really feel like I have been mentally and physically abused this morning.

 

[Ezteq]

... fully pissed and trying to dance at 100mph is a death defying feat that my body is going to need to practice alot before I don't look utterly stupid.

never stops meeee!!!

 

[cHodAX]

never stops meeee!!!

Women can get away with it, other women just bitch about you behind your back and the men all want to sleep with you so the rowdier you become the more arroused they become.

Us men have to cope with the macho pride bullshit, it is genetic and other men will quite happily keep telling everyone how crap you were for the next decade or two!

 

[Aph3x]

Haha I worked in Spain for a year and on the site where I worked there was a small Cuban community of workers who used to drag me out with them for nights out, I have never been the same since, they were some fantastic nights but I needed about a week to recover.

 

[Zenith.UK]

God knows how but I managed to pull a cracker called Gemma who I am supposed to be meeting for lunch at 1pm, right now I am not even in a fit state to meet the postman!

Pix or it didn't happen.

 

[Ezteq]

Pix or it didn't happen.

lol when I first read this post

I managed to pull a cracker called Gemma

my first thought was, crikey it's a bit early for crackers, not even December yet!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ofcourse you should go meet her no matter what the condition, only shows how manly you are

I had a nice stay in for a saturday, didn't feel like going out so, didn't.

 

[cHodAX]

Just got home, had a nice meal but I feel like death chilled down, yes that bad. Fuckng Tequila.

We got on pretty well, had a good bitch about another friends boyfriend who is treating his girlfriend like shit. Of course I was the perfect gentleman, very politely insisted that she let me pay for dinner, got a nice kiss at the end and we will be arranging to meet up again before next weekend. All in all a good day at the office, just a shame I feel rougher than Giant Haystack's armpit.

 

[Ezteq]

woohoo wtg cho, cho had a daaate cho had a daaaate

and you didn't puke on her either, well played sir!
xxx

 

[Levin]

Woohoo Cho, big grats and well done!! Now you just have to clean up your place before you bring her over for the first time, eh?

 

[Nate]

Did you show her your brown eye? That's what's important here!

 

[Huntingtons]

im more interested in why he DIDNT puke on her, shame on you cho you have a reputation

 

[fettoken]

I am disappointed. No lewd photos of her posted here.

 

[Fafnir]

If you are stupid enough to drink yourself smashed on Tequila you deserve whats comming, thats so unproffesional.

But guess papa Cho is so old that Tequila is new to him