WOT Babes

[Maljonic]

This might be a bit sad but I don't care. Who is the hottest chick in the Wheel of Time books, dead or alive (I only say this because I'm only on book 6 so I don't want to know if someone has died), my friend recons Elayne is the babe but I think she's a bit snotty for my taste; I'd go with her but I'd be thinking of Aviendha, phwaa!

 

[Wij]

*cower*

 

[Maljonic]

do you mean cower at my post or the woman?

 

[Wij]

Don't speak. You're scary ! :uhoh:

 

[Maljonic]

There's no need to be afraid...

 

[ECA]

Wij you completely missed this oppurtunity to imply gratuitous asssex with a fictional character.

Must be losing it.

 

[Maljonic]

you mean Wij would rather put hit hand on Rand than play naive with Nynaeve

sorry I didn't mean to exclude anyone

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by [ROT]Maljonic
you mean Wij would rather put hit hand on Rand than play naive with Nynaeve

sorry I didn't mean to exclude anyone

Either or.

Wij is an equal opportunities assexer.

 

[Maljonic]

well it doesn't really matter where you want to stick it, only who you want to stick it in Though I was hoping this thread wasn't going to spiral downward quite so quickly, a little too much to hope for I think.

 

[Wij]

It is impossible for this thread to go down from such a starting point.

 

[Maljonic]

what do you mean? No one's even mentioned a felching spoon yet... oops

 

[Wij]

Felching > fantasy fiction female fancying

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Wij
Felching > fantasy fiction female fancying

I'll take your word for that!

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by [ROT]Maljonic
well it doesn't really matter where you want to stick it, only who you want to stick it in Though I was hoping this thread wasn't going to spiral downward quite so quickly, a little too much to hope for I think.

When the first reply is from wij, the thread is already lost.

 

[Wij]

j00 == p00

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by Wij
j00 == p00

:sleeping:

 

[xane]

Ignore Wij, he's a but shy when it comes to women (fnaar fnaar).

 

[Wij]

I prefer my women to be real.

And what's 'but shy' ? :uhoh:

 

[~Lazarus~]

means you aint shy about taking it up the but

 

[Wij]

That's our speshul secret !!!1

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by Wij
That's our speshul secret !!!1

har har wij is an assmaster

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by ECA
When the first reply is from wij, the thread is already lost.

aside from the fact that no one has actually admitted to fancying a fictional character in the books, I thought it was going rather well.

There must be someone out there who wouldn't mind doing Min

 

[Tenko]

I rather fancy the Daughter of the Nine Moons, the High Lady Tuon.

But Min is a babe and so is Aviendha,.

Oh and as per fancying a character from a book its no worst than fancying a woman in a film.

Actresses are SO fake

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Mal.

You scare me.

I don't think we should ever have let you out the HL forum...

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Tenko


Oh and as per fancying a character from a book its no worst than fancying a woman in a film.

Actresses are SO fake

exactly! don't know what all the fuss is about, don't people ever imagine what the characters look like when they read a book for God's sake. If anything they're more individual than screen characters, who are played by actors who play lots of different parts. Some people just have no imagination in these days when everything is done for them so they don't need to think.

 

[Wij]

:wall:

 

[Maljonic]

don't think there's anything in there

 

[fatdragon]

I would have to say egwene

http://www.wizards.com/wheeloftime/images/Gallery_Enc/wot_98.jpg

 

[Maljonic]

I find it hard to imagine what she looks like

 

[SilverHood]

hmm, always thought Egwene was blonde?