Worst Month Ever?

[Scouse]

What's your worst month ever? This one's racking it up for me (in order)

1) House gets burgled. DVD, Laptop, CD's, GF's Playstation gone.
2) Get fined for non-payment of VAT by Customs & Excise - Accountant's Fault.
3) Find out car's fucked, spend 130 quid fixing it.
4) Day later, get burgled again, when I was IN! (Cheeky twat - me and a m8 playing dungeon siege and he fucking came in sneaky-stylee).
5) That night someone trys to nick my car - almost catch them but they get away. Car still there.
6) Next day spend some more on car. Get it fixed for good. Gets nicked that night (same twats prolly).
7) Find that the accountant has failed to pay VAT no less than 4 times. Need to find another quickly.
8) This morning wake up to find a speeding ticket (97 on the M62) in my postbox. Fucking Rozzers.

On top of this there've been FIVE family type birthdays I've had to buy for, my house buying is taking fucking ages, GF problems, work's all to tits and someone tried to NICK MY CAT!

(Oh - and a couple of Pakistani lads told me to "get the fuck out of their country" - Bradford RULES).

 

[LTF]

You're from Liverpool, right?


Shouldn't you be prepared for that then?

 

[Scouse]

You may have noticed the Bradford thing on the end....

...........hmmm........

 

[LTF]

Originally posted by d0nk3h
You're from Liverpool, right?

As in originally?

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by Scouse
quickly.
8) and someone tried to NICK MY CAT!

your cat? what for? feel sorry for you, only got bugled once and the fool tried to sell it at the market a week later.

might your gf be moving out without telling you j/k

 

[bigbb]

Originally posted by Scouse
(Oh - and a couple of Pakistani lads told me to "get the fuck out of their country" - Bradford RULES).

Classic.

 

[xane]

Just trying to put a positive spin on it ...

1) and 4), same happened to my sister, ratboys actually coming in whilst she was upstairs really freaked her out, she's getting an alarm system fitted and is going to be much more careful about open windows. On the plus side she got a sh*tload from the insurance for the "irreplaceable" stuff.

2) & 7) you've probably been wanting to get rid of the c*nt for ages anyway, here's a good excuse, and make sure you owe him money too, if not take him to court or write a nasty letter to the Accounts Institute (or whatever).

3) only £130 ? peanuts for car work really, cost me £10 just to have a headlight put straight the other day on my POS Corsa, don't expect car work ever to be cheap, even if doing it yourself.

5) and 6) did you report first incident to police ?

8) now come on, blaming PC Plod for catching you speeding is hardly "tough luck". And on the M62 as well, there is nothing on that road that is worth hurrying towards.

Birthdays - look on the bright side you'll have five more people buying YOU prezzies

House - always takes ages matey, took over four months for me last time, not including the f*cking month-long Xmas break that solicitors take, in fact seeing as prices are going up you've probably already made a couple of grand profit and you haven't bought it yet !

GF - where is this legendary GF that never gives you "problems" ?

Cat - big deal, cats go where THEY want to (principally where they know they'll get fed regularly), chances are it'll come back to you anyway.

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by Scouse

(Oh - and a couple of Pakistani lads told me to "get the fuck out of their country" - Bradford RULES).

This is odd.

 

[Scouse]

From the Wirral originally - went to Uni at bradford and kinda got hooked on curries. Best place in the country for 'em without a doubt.

And Cam m8 - it's not the being caught for speeding that pisses me off (well, it is) but the fact that I get my ticket and have no car is really depressing

Wouldn't mind but my round-trip to work every day is 180 miles. (Nottingham)

 

[Scouse]

This is odd.

You'd find it hardly surprising if you lived in Bradford.

 

[WPKenny]

Shit. Now that's some bad fucking luck.

I was in the house once when some little turds tried to break in a few years ago.

I was on my own and had just gotten in from work so I was lounging around in my pants with the stereo up. I heard the garage go so assumed it was one of my parents coming home. A couple of minutes later I'd forgotten all about it and then heard a massive thump at the front door.

I slowly got up thinking it was one of my parents in a bad mood cos they'd forgotten their keys or something and I hadn't heard the door bell. So I open my bedroom door (v.near the front door) and through the frosted glass I see two figures of what looked to be two lads in their late teens. I see one of them reach up and run his hand round the door frame. He takes a step back and WHACK! puts his foot to the door. At this stage it kind of dawns on me that they're not door to door salesmen. I yell OI! at the top of my voice. I wish I could have seen their faces clearly. I saw them turn their heads towards each other and just leg it down the path.

While this was going on, I'd been slipping a long winter coat on so I went to open the front door to give chase.
The little shits and fucked the door so badly it had buckled and wouldn't open. The lock had come away from the door slightly and the screws had caught on the door frame.

So I grabbed a bread knife from the kitchen and head out the back door. No sign of them. Little shits.

It turns out it was them opening the garage, seeing there was no car and no lights on around the house (I'd only just come home) decided to break in. They got into the garden shed, got some shears out and tried to smash the double glazing. I guess it was a little too tough for the pikies as they barely even scratched the frame, let alone broke the window. Having unsuccesfully tried the window they thought they'd just simply kick in the front door. Nice.

Later on in the year just before christmas, there was a letter from the police addressed to me. I opened it and started to read...

"Dear Victim,

At this time of year blah blah blah".

Dear Victim??? Now there's a good way to comfort people.
The police were next to useless and the pikies prolly moved their carvan to the next unfortunate town by the next day anyway.

 

[Wij]

If they'd just legalise shooting burglars in the face I'd be a happy man.

 

[xane]

To Scouse and Kenny: did either of you at the time of the break-in have outdoor lights or an visible alarm system ?

Just interested to know.

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by camazotz
To Scouse and Kenny: did either of you at the time of the break-in have outdoor lights or an visible alarm system ?

Just interested to know.

At the time there was no alarm on the house. I think most of the house was in darkness too cos I was only in my bedroom and hadn't been home long.
So to all intents and purposes, I guess the house did look pretty deserted. I could tell that they left streaky brown stains in their pants when they heard me yell.

 

[Wij]

Personally I always have all my curtains closed and my lights on unless I really am in and I fancy a rare glimpse of daylight (noooooooo, it relects on my monitor !!!) which probably helps. Also having no back door helps too. Burglars would have to smash my front door in and the elderly couple across the road would ring the cops straight away

My last house was different though. My housemate left the key in the back door. SMASH, though the window panel, grab the key, easy. NEVER leave keys in doors ! Bastids got everything.

/EDIT: Oh yeh, I wasn't insured either. Rented house, hadn't thought about insurance, great !

 

[Scouse]

Cam - all the lights were on (live in a flat), me and a m8 playing DS on my LAN and lo and fucking behold we saw the guy leaving the house (about 6 foot away from my m8) - we got up immediately and gave chase but he'd done a batman stylee disappearing act!

Little fucker. If I'd have caught him I'd have been in jail now and him in the morgue.

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by Scouse
If I'd have caught him I'd have been in jail now and him in the morgue.

That's the worst part about. People are powerless to do anything about burglers.

You catch the fucker and do little more than wrestling him to the ground until the police turn up and you can almost gaurantee that the little fucker will be walking the streets the next day, looking forward to suing you and the police for brutality or some shit.

The legal system these days is fucked and is far too in favour of the defendant.

It makes me mad that the law abiding people are so powerless to do anything against the people that break the law.

 

[Skyler]

(Oh - and a couple of Pakistani lads told me to "get the fuck out of their country" - Bradford RULES).

rofl at that, and people on here call me racist lol....

 

[.cage]

my sympathies, thats fucked up :|

 

[throdgrain]

Ive had a German Shepherd dog for the last 15 or so years, - well 2 actually, one after the other - and have never been robbed.
Id recommend it

 

[Scouse]

Throd:

Win XP makes me phisically sick.
But I may get used to it .

I like your sig but you may want to re-spell physically

And I can't be doing with dogs - too much like hard work.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Wij
If they'd just legalise shooting burglars in the face I'd be a happy man.

Sadly that's still called "Sexual Assualt".

 

[old.Fweddy]

errrm wazz, he means with a gun. but thanks for trying.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Fweddy
errrm wazz, he means with a gun. but thanks for trying.

Christ Almighty, go and fucking die you shit pleb. Evidently these forums are a waste on you, fuck you shitstabbing prick. It's called being light hearted. Stupid little shit. Fuck off.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Scouse
Cam - all the lights were on (live in a flat

I was enquiring about outside lights, apprently these are actually more effective than an alarm, as burglars don't really like being lit up whilst they try smashing your door in.

Originally posted by WPKenny


That's the worst part about. People are powerless to do anything about burglers.

You catch the fucker and do little more than wrestling him to the ground until the police turn up and you can almost gaurantee that the little fucker will be walking the streets the next day, looking forward to suing you and the police for brutality or some shit.

The legal system these days is fucked and is far too in favour of the defendant.

It makes me mad that the law abiding people are so powerless to do anything against the people that break the law.

Not strictly true, if you confront a burglar in your house and give him a severe beating you can more or less get away with it, the law lets you use "reasonable force" to eject people from your property and you can always say you we're attacked first, it would be your word against his.

However, a majority of burglars run around in twos, specifically for this reason, so they get some payback from the law if you do beat them up. Certainly Tony Martin, who shot a ratboy dead, would not have been convicted of _murder_ if his target was alone.

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by Wij
If they'd just legalise shooting burglars in the face I'd be a happy man.

Ron Dixon wasn't convicted for murder when he did it, and we all know television doesn't lie.

 

[throdgrain]

Originally posted by Scouse
Throd:



I like your sig but you may want to re-spell physically

And I can't be doing with dogs - too much like hard work.

I spell it like that. My name don't have a capital letter if you want to be picky, but hey its a nice day who cares
Yeah I would agree btw dogs are hard work, but at least you dont get robbed i suppose. Door to door salesmen and Jehova's Witnesses are also despatched fairly quickly

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Christ Almighty, go and fucking die you shit pleb. Evidently these forums are a waste on you, fuck you shitstabbing prick. It's called being light hearted. Stupid little shit. Fuck off.

Well, it may just be me but I wouldn't have said it took much observation skill to realise he was being light-hearted too.

Got PMT have we now?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

No, just having a go at pricks like that is strangely enjoyable.

 

[bodhi]

You have learned well young Skywalker.