Worst game you've ever played?

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Sar

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As counterpoint to the 'Best Game' thread how's about this: What is the worst game you've ever played, and more importantly why?

Daikatana: Boring story, shit weapons, annoying enemies, unbelievably bad AI, collision detection problems etc...

Myst: OMFG how piss poor can something be and still be classed as a "game"?

More later when I get home and have a look in my vault of horrors :D
 
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bigbb

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[controversial] Serious Sam [/controversial]

Ok, mebbe not the worst.

A pretty shitty game I tried was called Sub-Zero, which I really looked forward to a few months before release. Was a sorta 'go about in your submarine and help fish', type thingmejigger.
 
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Trem

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How does this work?Cuz theres the games that u turn on for 7 seconds then off again, or the games that u play to the end hoping they will improve?Anywayz game i played till the end and still sucked salty balls was AvP on pc.The quickest turn-offage was that fooking pimp game that all me m8s play online,entering numbers etc, tried that 1 for about 4 seconds.
 
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bigbb

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I was talking about, Barbie: Beach Party.
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by bigbb
I was talking about, Barbie: Beach Party.
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Oh, soz, barbie games are great:p the first barbie had a bitching protection on it and it cudnt be dun untill clone cd came out, it made me wonder why the fuck they wud use such a top protection on such a shite game,i did play it tho, race and ride i think it was called, my horse in it was called Dave:p
 
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LTF

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/hides

erm... yea...

Only reason i played it was cuz of my sister...


That makes me ok... right?

:rolleyes:
 
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bigbb

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Admit it Sar, you wub your Barbie.

Where's the Barbie Multiplayer scene based?
 
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Sar

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I preferred Sindy. Barbie was such a slut, and she had false tits.

:D
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by Sar
Is anyone else scared of Trem now?

:uhoh:
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I only played it for erm well......welll......2 test it worked ok:D










/me sniggers that'll fool em
 
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Wazzerphuk

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I'd have to probably go with Halo. Oh, and SimTower fucking sucked too.
 
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bigbb

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They went a bit mad on the 'Sim' series, imo. Should have stopped after SimCopter.
 
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Sar

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I agree about SimCopter, it was pure shite. And Rise of the Robots (and its sequel) were piss poor also.

Here's another oldie: Megarace, rank driving game 'hosted' by Mr Lance Boyle in shitty grainy FMV clips that interspersed the racing.
 
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LTF

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98% of everything ever released for mega-cd :puke:
 
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xenon2000

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Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
I'd have to probably go with Halo.
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Not that I've played it or anything, but I had this interesting IRC log back when you mentioned it on the FPS Singleplayer Gaming thread a while back:

<ELEK> Well, I had a major slap in the face last night when I played the XboX
<ELEK> ummm, have any of you played Halo?
<Starbuck> elek yes it r4wks
<ELEK> Halo might just be the best looking, best playing game I have ever laid my eyes upon!
*** nonex is now known as XeNoN
<ELEK> I cannot believe the number of polys on screen at one time
<ELEK> my jaw dropped
<ELEK> I shat my pants
<ELEK> pissed myself
<ELEK> slapped my knee
<ELEK> smacked my nuts
<Starbuck> erm yeah i was impressed but i have better bowel control =)
<ELEK> and spooged all at the same time
...
<ELEK> Have you guys played HALO yet?
<sargatanas> Most people I've asked about HALO say it sucks
<ELEK> WHAT?!
<ELEK> It is incredible
<sargatanas> Alot of others love it... so I'm mixed
<XeNoN> ELEK: yeah, I heard someone say it was the 2nd worst fps ever :/
<XeNoN> after dkt
<ELEK> The DM in HALO is superb
<ELEK> XeNoN: That person is a certified moron
<Bal|drawingkinda> halo has dm?
<ELEK> omg
<ELEK> you are insane
<ELEK> Bal: yes
<Bal|drawingkinda> weird
<ELEK> Bal: It is incredible
<Bal|drawingkinda> isnt it all in open areas and all?
<ELEK> the outdoor areas are enormous
<Bal|drawingkinda> wouldnt dm suck?
<ELEK> and you can drive the vehicles all over the place
<ELEK> no
<ELEK> it ownz
<Bal|drawingkinda> i thought it was all teamdm and stuff
<ELEK> no no
<Bal|drawingkinda> and ctf etc
<ELEK> there are tons of different game modes
<ELEK> more than UT
<ELEK> you can play up to 16 players
<ELEK> omg

The word "controversial" springs to mind :p
 
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Damini

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Knightmare. Took me two weeks to get out of the first poxey room, and I never got out of the second room. It sucked pure goats essence.
 
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Testin da Cable

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I hated "the seventh guest"
dunno why exactly...just did
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by Damini
Knightmare. Took me two weeks to get out of the first poxey room, and I never got out of the second room. It sucked pure goats essence.
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Hmmmm i see, similarities rising again:p
 
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