Worlds(or Barrys worlds atleast) oddest wisdoms.

[old.Tohtori]

Ok this is the deal. Give out a wisdom, a wisdom that makes no sense at all.

On Conan O'Brien was a good example:

"You can't throw a pig into a burning barn and expect liqourice."

So, let's give our blessing to future generations by giving more of these one lined "wisdoms". Do try to come up with your own instead of copy/paste:ing a whole website

Here goes.

About playing on the street:

"Even if the ball bounces to the street, it doesn't mean you should wet your pants when it rains."

 

[Cyradix]

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

and

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Hargh]

Hmmmmm <scratches chin>.....
I can't think of any.

When purchasing a new trousers, ensure your seat is in the upright position.

[edit]
Also works:

When standing for Parliament, ensure your seat is in the upright position.

 

[gengi]

If this makes sense, something is wrong

later

 

[Slinker]

If you break your leg , dont come running to me

 

[Hargh]

Ha ha yes. My parents used to say that.

 

[Sibanac]

Dont EAT yellow snow !

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to.

 

[Addlcove]

never cook your noodles with your mothers underwear.

 

[Jonaldo]

Sometimes the sun shines, and sometimes we make pies out of your pet rabbits. It's just the way of the world, my son.

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

You know your in trouble, when she asks you, "what do I do now?"

 

[the_smurflord]

If at first you don't succeed, remove any evidence you even tried.

 

[old.Trine Aquavit]

People in glass houses shouldn't throw up.

 

[Addlcove]

pretty girls are only pretty when they are all maked up, beautiful girls are pretty even when the just got up

 

[old.job]

"Don't go to war with your grandads wooden leg"

 

[Addlcove]

don´t run over a rabbit when driving a weelchair

 

[slapmesilly..]

Even when the tide is high, you can still make apples from 2 pears and a can of motoroil!

 

[Addlcove]

when the thigh is high go in low.....